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What is sexual bases?
First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
sexual bases - video
Sexual bases - what is it?
There exists much too many interpretations of what 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th base is. This is a much needed clarification on the nature of the bases.
1. Eye contact
2. Hug
3. Kiss on Cheek
4. Peck on lips
5. Makeout
6. Hickey on Neck
7. Hickey on parts other than Neck
8. Makeout with shirts off
9. Finger / Handjob
10. Blowjob / Eat Pussy
11. Sex
12. Sex with role play
13. Threesome
14. Orgy / Sex in Sex Club
P1: YOOOO, I hooked up with someone last night.
P2: oh damn, how far?
P1: 9th base
P2: Thanks for the clarity. The Real Sexual Bases (RSB) is very helpful for navigating such conversations.
P1: peace bro
What does "sexual bases" mean?
These are the clarified version of the sexual bases. Real Sexual Bases (RSB)
1. Hug
2. Kiss on Cheek
3. Peck on lips
4. Make Out
5. Hickey on Neck
6. Makeout with shirts off
7. Hickey on parts other than Neck
8. Finger/Handjob
9. Blowjob/eat pussy
10. Sex
11. Sex with role play
12. Threesome
13. Orgy / Sex in Sex Club
Scenario 1:
P1: Yo bro, I got lucky last night.
P2: Damn, how far did you go?
P1: only to 7th base :((
P2: damn the Real Sexual Bases offered perfect clarity in this situation
Scenario 2:
P1: how did the date go?
P2: it was chill, we hit 3rd base at the end. hopefully get to 4th on the next one
P1: once again, the Real Sexual Bases offered much needed clarity on this situation
Sexual bases - what does it mean?
First base- kissing
Second base- touching under shirt
Third base- jerking/sucking him off
Fourth base (aka home run) - doing the dirty
Babe you can “fourth base” me any day of the week used in terms of sexual bases
Sexual bases - meaning
1st base: Making out
2nd base: Making out & touching
3rd base: oral sex
4th base: sexual intercourse
5th base: bebe
My mom said we can only go to 5th base after marriage, so sexual bases are limited to the 4th for now.
Sexual bases - definition
First Base: Eye contact
Second Base: Accidental touching
Third Base: Purposeful Touching
Fourth Base (Home Plate): Holding Hands
Tim: What happened with you and Riley?
Joe: We totally went to first base, of the sexual bases, in the hallway today!
Tim: No way, really?
Joe: Hell yeah, it was hot!
Sexual bases - slang
first base- any type of kissing, including french and a peck
second base- touching above the belt
third base- touching below the belt (licking, hand jobs, fingering etc.)
fourth base- missionary sex
fifth base- anal sex
dude, did you get to second base with emily? sexual bases man?
Sexual bases
1st Base - Kissing, open mouth. Also any above the belt touching is included in this base.
2nd Base - Hands below the belt.
3rd Base - When mouths are used below the belt. This base also includes the sex toys.
Home Plate, (Home Run) - Intercourse
5th base or 'The Dugout' - Anal Sex.
A grand slam, would be achieving all of these on a first date.
First, Second, and Third are the typical sexual bases. Anything beyond those and you probably aren't using baseball metaphors any longer anyways!
(Unless of course referring to 'The Dugout', because that's just hilarious!)
Sexual bases
1st Base - Is Kissing, french, open mouth or just a peck. Also any above the belt touching is included in this base
2nd Base - Hands below the belt. Fingering for girls or hand jobs for the guys.
3rd Base - When mouths are used below the belt. Essentially going down on a guy or girl. also This base includes the sex toys.
4th Base or Home base/plate - Going "all the way," doing the deed, Slamming it, Fucking, Sex, intercourse, "doin it," getting friskey so on and so forth.
(some people use a 5th base or a 'grand slam' to refer to anal sex while other include it in the 4th base. its really up to the individuals wheter they want to include it)
no example needed the sexual bases spelled out for you in the deffinition like a fricken manual
Sexual bases
first base includes kissing whether French, open mouth or peck on the lips or above belt touching
second base includes oral or heavy petting or hand jobs ,hands go below the waist
third base includes sex toys fingering
fourth base includes sexual intercourse/ going all the way (anal also)
john:man i'm going out with Jane today
nick:do you think she'll let you go to third base
john:i hope so .i mean its the third date
nick:well i'm only on my second date with Mary and shes gonna make me go to third base tonight
john:damn sexual bases are better than baseball hopefully i'll hit a home run soon