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What is sexile?
Noun- Like “exile” but in the context of being exiled from your room by your roommate(s) so that they can have sex.
Can also be used as a verb. Happens frequently in college dorms
Yeah I’ve been sexiled again, Jared’s been getting so much pipe, kinda sucks to not be in my own room, but you gotta help a brother out.
Hey roomie, hate to sexile you again but Adam is really hot, and he has game
Hey Jenna, you’ve been sexiling me a lot recently, and I just wanted to ask if you and Theresa could do it at her place sometimes...
Aye bro, you’re in sexile too? Dang, should we just fuck as well then?
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Sexile - what is it?
A previously sexually active person not being allowed sex for some reason. Can also be self-imposed.
Example 1-
Man to his friend: "Ever since I pissed my girlfriend off, she won't let me touch her. I've been in sexile for a week!"
Example 2-
Ever since Evelyn broke up with her psychotic ex-boyfriend, she's been in a self-imposed sexile. She figures if sex got her into the mess, having no sex will keep her away from any new messes.
What does "sexile" mean?
to exile someone with your sexual actions.
"dude, my roommate totally sexiled me.."
"what no way!?"
"yeah, there's a sock on the door, she's got a boy in the room, i'm not goin in there"
Sexile - what does it mean?
when you really piss off your wife/girlfriend/girl you bang and they wont fuck yours brains out anymore. this only happens when you really mess up. but dont worry. they will be back if you gave it to em good.
husband comes home from work and forgets its his wifes birthday. he didnt get her shit and its midnight and shes waiting up on the couch and is furious. because you didnt even get her flowers? YOU DICK. anyways.... you dont get some poonana for a week because you are a retarded male and fucked up. sooo you just earned a week of sexile. CONGRATS!
Sexile - meaning
when one is exiled from their room, due to their roommate's sexual exploits
I was in sexile until three in the morning because Travis wouldn't hurry up and cum in that bitch.
Sexile - definition
To exile anyone from your living quarters so you can engage in some sexual activity.
Alicia: Nate told me he had to sexile me from his room so he could bang Quinn.
Mindy: Ugh, Quinn's such a ho. You're the one dating him!
Alicia: Exactly! I was sexiled nine hours ago!
Sexile - slang
To banish your roommate from your dorm/apartment so that acts of fornication with your lover/significant other may be preformed.
My roommate sexiled me from our flat so he could hook up and get a piece of his girlfriend's fine ass.
Sexile
The person who gets kicked out of their dorm for several hours on end so that their roommate can get some ass.
I've been sexiled since 6 PM, and now it's 1 AM. If they don't finish banging soon, I'm sleeping in the pod.
Sexile
verb: to sexile
comes from combining "sex" and "exile," meaning to kick someone out of a house/room/dorm for means of fornicating.
Mark sexiled me from our room so he could be alone with Laticia, his new lover.
Sexile
To banish a roomate from the room/dorm/apartment for the purpose of engaging in intimate relations with one's significant other/sex partner.
My roomate is gonna sexile me on Valentine's Day so that he and Yolanda can have their hot monkey sex in our room.