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What is sex muffin?
1 - to BLOW a muffin in the region were bursts of fecal matter EXPLODE OUT LIKE PEICES OF FUCKING CRAP see dace
2 - TO HAVE FUCKING SEX WITH A FUCKING MUFFIN...like that dude whom jirks his girk in science class...see dace again
3 - To Have intercourse WITHTHE FUCKING UGLY CHICK IN THE FUCKING HOLE SCHOOL...like ANDREW LAFRAGGAY..,FCKING IDOIT
1 FUCKING A MUFFIN
2 FUCKING A MUFFIN
3 LAFRIENYAH is fucking a muffin AKA JEN YOU HORE
sex muffin - video
Sex muffin - what is it?
n. A member of a ggroup of friends that likes to grope one another.
Your my sex-muffin
What does "sex muffin" mean?
Sex Muffin, n. adj. to be so very sexified, that you are in sensual relation to a muffin of sexual proportions. Also, you can become this by either having a sexi hairstyle (teasing hair for a dance performance), beautiful make up (non skankesque), and a hot bod (Tay Tay Lautner.... maybe... no?). Anyways, being a sex muffin you have reached 2nd to be the best, after the Sex Ninja
I think I need to go get checked for herpes.. I think I let to many sex muffins bang the clit.
Sex muffin - what does it mean?
An extreamly vile type of muffin, that prolongs sexual intercourse.
i just ate some sex muffins then had intercourse for 15 days.
Sex muffin - meaning
Muffins that are made while having hot sex, making them extra super delicious.
Rachel and I made delicious sex muffins last night for my grandma.
Sex muffin - definition
Noun:
1. A name for a sexually stimulating person.
2. The name of a muffin if eaten immediately before, after or during sex. This muffin is usually shared at the breakfast table or in bed after or during a long night of fornication.
Examples:
1. We shared a sex muffin after 5 hours of playing "find the teacup".
2. That girl, is a total sex muffin.
3. Justin had gone to the supermarket to purchase "sex muffins" for his date that evening.
4. Janet Reno, though very attractive, would not be considered a "sex muffin".
Sex muffin - slang
Some one who looks normal at first, untill you see them naked.
Yo, that guy Tom, I saw him changing at dress rehursal, he's a total sex muffin!
Sex muffin
a better way to describe a cupcake
those are the tastiest sex muffins ever!!
Sex muffin
Sex Muffin: A person that is sexy, or tasty looking (like a muffin). A person that you would like to have sex with. Often used for celebrities.
"Keanu Reeves does nothing for me, but Billy Corgan is a total SEX MUFFIN!"
Sex muffin
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n.: a title given to a humorous, intelligent, and interesting acquaintance with whom all matters can be discussed without fear of judgement and with certain encouragement, and who will also engage in sexual intercourse if prospects of getting anyone else are found to be too dim. Abbr.: S.M.
"Daniel and I agreed that if neither of us is married by age forty, he'll be my sex muffin."
"My name is Sophie Plesniak, S.M."