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What is selk?
cole selk is an ok dude that’s extremely attractive and has a huge cock!
Damn that dude is so COLE SELK! I wish he would fuck me!
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Selk - what is it?
The greatest invention known to man. Forged in the deep wilderness of the Chilean jungle by the nomadic Selk'nam. Each selk bag is composed of pure excellence. Endowed with the power to maintain optimum body temperature in any situation, it is rumored that god himself wears one. As a result, wearing the snuggie has been condemned by most christians to be a sin. At only $122.27 who could pass up a chance to own something so wondrous? An idiot, thats who.
Some Idiot: When I get home I'm going to throw on my snuggie and read a book on my couch.
Selk Bag Owner: Oh yeah, well I'm going to put on my selk bag and not read because reading sucks, and my selk bag allows me to do way more stuff in it than your snuggie does. Like sledding, I can sled without a sled if I'm in my selk bag. So suck on that.
What does "selk" mean?
Selke is the name of a girl who is beautiful, on the inside and outside. Maybe she's a little bit too beautiful, and look out for her. She can use that against you
"Selke her face reminds me of my happiest memory"
"Have you seen Selke? I need to see her face, otherwise my day won't be a good day"
Selk - what does it mean?
The process of bending one's own fully or semi-erect penis all the way between his legs and then essentially fornicating with his own anus.
Yo, man did you check those selking vids on porn.com? He FUCKED his own ass!!!
Selk - meaning
To vomit on one's partner, particularly during an intimate activity.
Chris selked all over her in the shower.