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What is self-service?
When the dog tries to find his own sexual pleasure by using your arm as a self service checkout.
Jimothy: Look at Jeremiah coming for a self-service stroke.
Oswald: He looks like he's only going for half.
Jimothy: Yes, he has not collected all of his items.
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self-service - video
Self-service - what is it?
Cleverly hidden euphemism for masturbation, found in "One More Minute" by Weird Al Yankovic
I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love and I have to use the self-service pumps
What does "self-service" mean?
Self-pleasurization on the Banner server.
A.K.A.- Jerking off.
"Hey dude, did you have a good time tonight?"
"Yeah, I loved visiting the Maritime home page. I ended up giving myself a Maritime Self Service."
Self-service - what does it mean?
To make a statement to return serve (see served)
In order for self service to occur, the subject must state a fact that is obviously incorrect, mispronounce words or to basically make a fool of one's self in a feeble attempt to make a own of another individual. A successful 'service match' requires an umpire.
Once self-service has occured, the individual who served himself got owned.
(Note: whilst serving at a 'basic' level, serves don't need to make much sense).
Chris:"You're gay!"
Oli: "So's your face!"
Chris:"So's your mother's face".
Oli: "Uhhh...if my mother's face is gay, what does that make mine?"
Umpire Sean: "Lol, self service!"
Chris:"You got owned buddy"
*walks off with the ladies*
In this example, note the similaor subject between serves, this is common whilst servage is occuring. When a Ralleigh gets going, serves tend to get more complex.
Self-service - meaning
To take care of oneselfs sexual urges
Mum sees son in room
Mum: how.cold you self service in my house
Self-service - definition
To accidentally or intentionally serve ones self.
-i'll just throw a grenade at this noob.... oh shit I dropped it shi--- DEAD
Self-service - slang
No thanks, I'm stuffed. Too much self service.
Self-service
mostly found in facebook when a person post something on his/her wall and surprisingly that person will be the first one to LIKE his/her own post and COMMENT on his/her own post. It's like talking to yourself.
Keeshia Pretty: Im feeling sexy!
Keeshia like this.
Keeshia: yeah right!
Keeshia: hahahaha!
Keeshia: this is self service..LOL!
Self-service
Self service can be also described as masturbating, sucking your own genitals, fingering your anus.
Females can do this also.
Mom: -Knocking on door- Honey, open the door!
Kid: Be quiet mom, I'm giving myself self service.
Self-service
Taking care of yourself, while your wife has her Aunt Flo in town.
Pulled in to get some gash, but all they had was red diesel, had to go to the john for some self service.