Definder - what does the word mean?

What is seahorse?

A man who stays at home to take care of the kids. A stay at home dad or house husband with children.

My husband is totally a seahorse, the kids love him.

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Seahorse - what is it?

The name of a male who was born female having a baby naturally and should not be attacked for being "wrong".

"Jack is pregnant."

"I thought he was a boy-?"
"He's a seahorse, he was born female."

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What does "seahorse" mean?

When a man's semen ends up on his stomach, either by his own handywork or with the help of another; inspired by the species' method of reproductive development wherein the male carries the embryos on his stomach region.

I didn't have any tissues near by so i just seahorsed myself and passed out.

She doesn't like to swallow, so she usually just gives me the ol' seahorse.

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Seahorse - what does it mean?

when there are a couple of sluts and then you look a little later and they multiplied like the asexual reproduction of a seahorse

Jim said he went bowling and saw these two girls, then looked 10 minutes later and ther were 15 girls, they reproduced like a seahorse!!

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Seahorse - meaning

A sexual position, where the female gets penetrated while being on top of the male.

Otherwise known as 'woman on top'

"What is your favourite sexual position?"

"Oooh...definitely seahorse"

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Seahorse - definition

when you are drunk and fucking a girl, you pee inside her

Bob hooked up with Jane and gave her the seahorse.

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Seahorse - slang

derogatory term for Swedish men because they are given maternity leave when their wife is going to have a baby, so they also stay home to take care of the newborn (like male seahorses that take care of baby seahorses).

That (man's name) is such a fucking seahorse, slacking off from work cause his wife popped out another kid...

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Seahorse

A quarter-note rest in music, because of its shape.

This music is boring! There's nothing but seahorses for twenty bars!

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Seahorse

A guy who is totally smitten with a girl. If a guy really likes a girl, then he is said to want to have her babies like a seahorse. (Much like if a girl really likes a guy, it is said that she wants to have his babies.)

"Yeah, we've been seeing each other for several months; this guy is totally my seahorse"

"Do you want to have her babies like a seahorse?"

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Seahorse

1. a species of aquatic animal, especially one that is so beautiful and cute
2. an aquatic animal that looks good on blankets, towels, little bags, etc..

Usage:
I love the seahorses, they're so beautiful and cute. I love 'em

Seahorses. Forever.

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