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What is sea cow?
A small animal that is irritating and offensive, coming forth from my girlfreinds mouth like a thousand spikes from a Tomb raider trap.
Ha Ha you water retaining sea cow im so funny
sea cow - video
Sea cow - what is it?
Morbidly obese woman. Often spotted in walmarts around the globe driving an electric scooter. Normally wearing a mumu of sorts resembling a shower curtain. Also known to frequently sit in delapitated residences watching reruns of Maury povich surrounded with an array of junk food around them and several cats. Not known for bathing or changing their mumus often. They live primarily off of cheetos and camel cigarettes. More often then not their life mate will be an awfully slender poor man who tends to wear wife beaters with mustard stains
Wow dude, your mom is quite the water bearing sea cow, but I still wanna fuck her silly.
What does "sea cow" mean?
A robustly large female who retains everything, not just water, I mean EVERYTHING! A close relative to the sea donkey and the wombat, the water retaining sea cow moves with a shuffling gait, ambling along to her destination.
"I was walking down the road when this water retaining sea cow cut in front of me at the donut hut!"
Sea cow - what does it mean?
A "Woman" of Hideous size usually with facial hair, 2 or more pairs of boobs (back titties are acceptable) and an odor that could singe the hairs off a fly's ass.
Normally found amongst a group of unattractive women you wouldn't be interested in, these beasts are kept around to give dynamic to the herd in order to find an willing, or at least unconscious mate.
Take particular care in approaching a land-sea cow as it has tendencies to react differently to attractive males/females usually overtly friendly(M) or aggressively(F).
*done with an old "sea dog" voice*
"Ya-har, that be one of the terrors of the deep, risen to run buffets out of buisness"
"Mommy, what's that?!"
"That's a Land-sea cow, stay away it might mistake you for food."
Sea cow - meaning
The shape formed when big, white, unflattering underwear rides up high over a woman's mom jeans.
Check out the hot whale tail on that chick!
Oh, yeah? Check out the sea cow tail on her mom!
Sea cow - definition
this term can be used when seeing a fat girl with a pot belly that resembles a sea-cow.
Sea cow - slang
/si/ kou A female of large stature, most commonly identified by the presence of FUPA, Back Breast, and Dunlap vaginal disorder. many species are described as having a beard with pubic follicular likeness.
Sea Cows are predatory creatures, known for cutting in line at barbeques, spaghetti feeds and public buffets. Sea Cows are attracted by the rattle of ice in a Diet Pepsi cup or the crinkle of an empty chip bag.
Sea Cows Typically live in first floor dwellings and tend to use public transportation as automobiles tend to be tight quarters due to their large stature.
while i was in line at the buffet i was bitten by a feeding sea cow
Sea cow
a large bitter cow shaped women,usauly a manager of a restaurant,or some one who has access to corndogs,and fried foods,a vermont sea beast! that feeds herself with other peoples misery.
a very very LARGE women,who snacks on other peoples men!this sea cow just gobbled up my man!
Sea cow
you may think its a sea creature ,but its not. its the fattest woman at the ymca doing water arobics. actually it could be a sea creaure . if you are in water arobics make sure that you stand next to her because this makes you seem not so fat.
hey girls ,do you se that sea cow? glad im not her
Sea cow
sea cows are another name for the sea creature the manitee, although recently, in boston, 'sea cow' became a popularly used term to describe a fat chick.
all these bitches in boston wear babydoll t-shirts and low rider jeans, with their guts all flapping over the beltline, they look like a bunch of sea cows!