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What is scuba diving?
When her roommate is in the room so out of respect and courtesy you ask for the good old HJ instead of trying to silently bang. Just as you are about to bust she scuba dives under the covers to catch the load and avoid a tedious clean up. Only the best of girls will scuba dive in the deep sea.
Last night derz's roommate cockblocked us so hard so she was kind enough to go scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean... it was wet and wild... so kind.
scuba diving - video
Scuba diving - what is it?
Synonym of Oral Sex or Muff Diving:
The act of preforming cunnilingus to a female, stimulating the clitoris and vagina with your tongue and/or mouth
Guy 1: Brohan do you scuba dive?
Guy 2: Nah man I'm allergic to fish...
Guy 1: True.
What does "scuba diving" mean?
The Act of a man placing one testicle over each nostril of a girl. Then after each testicle is securely in place, placing their cock firmly in her mouth. thus completing the scuba dive.
Kevin "I heard Lindsay died in a scuba diving accident yesterday"
Scott "yeah she suffocated"
Kevin "Suffocated? Don't you mean drowned"
Scott "No..."
Scuba diving - what does it mean?
A code word meaning smoking weed. Scuba divers dive down deep under the surface of soberness into the depths of the ocean to explore the coral reefer.
Me and watts are going to Scuba Dive after school. wanta come with us?
Scuba diving - meaning
An excuse to get out of anything.
Matt: Will you go to prom with me?
Maddie: ...
Danny: AHAHAHA!!!
Maddie: Naw, Im sorry. I have to go scuba diving!
Matt: ...?
Scuba diving - definition
one who indulges in diving of the muff.
"dan first put on his knee pads and then scuba gear the flip flops ect... he did a olympic dive into krystl's muff, and got a 10 for 10"
Scuba diving - slang
"andrew put on his flip flops and snorkel and dove into kaylas muff
Scuba diving
An excuse to get out of anything.
Matt: Will you go to prom with me?
Maddie: ...
Danny: AHAHAHA!!!
Maddie: Naw, Im sorry. I have to go scuba diving!
Matt: ...?
Scuba diving
The act of placing ones head up a others bum hole and breathing on their farts. this is different than snorkoling which is the act of puting ur head up the bum and pulling out to breath.
Dom: this chick was crazy last night
Ben: what did she do
Dom: she wanted me to go scuba diving in her
Ben:shit thats fucking nasty
Scuba diving
Womping out (or) taking an inhalation of nitrous, i.e.- hippie crack, while performing the act of cunnilingus i.e. pussy diving.
safety first.
Mom knocked on the door while I was in the middle of scuba diving and I took another womp before getting out of bed.