What is Muff Diving?

To eat out a pussy that hasn't been shaved.

Garrett wanted to go muff diving into fur burgers, but he couldn't find any meat.

Muff Diving - video

To go down on a female and thoroughly enjoy munching on her vagina, even if she herself is not enjoying it.

Tim Loves to Muff Dive Lumberjacks.

To perform oral sex on a female.
Can be risky as you might end up with facial STD's if the woman isn't clean.

"Sue loved me muff diving her last night."

Football slang for when a player is returning a kick and drops (fumbles) the ball when it get to him and then everyone jumps or dives on it

did you see the muff dive right at the end of the 3rd quarter?

I went muff-diving last night and her pussy was so good that I fucked it and went muff-diving again.

performing oral sex on a female

yes matt..you can perform muff dive and rescue tactics on me at your comand

Muff diving is when you fart in the tub and try and go bite the bubbles

Javier went muff diving in the tub last night after he ate a burrito

"I went muff diving on the Queen of England."

Nick went muff diving last night. Wheeeee!

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To eat out a hairy pussy

Man! I went muff divingthe other day and the dentist said he was glad i'd started flossing again!