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What is scrums?
n. Central activity in Rugby football. Sixteen overweight men or women push into each other while holding one anothers shirt tails. Face-kicking, ear-biting and scrotum-butting are allowed, but, oddly, foot-lifting is severely punished. A call of "not in straight" results in a penalty kick instead of knowing sniggers while a call of "push over try" results in jubilation and moist scrum down.
Scrum! White! There's your mark! Crouch! Touch! Pause! Engage!
Is that referee high on something? The match hasn't started!
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scrums - video
Scrums - what is it?
The past tense of scam, according to Tracy Jordan from "30 Rock."
“What’s the past tense for scam? Is it scrummed? Liz Lemon, I think you just got scrummed.”
What does "scrums" mean?
The act or act thereof of homeless men/women having an orgy inside of your vehicle.
You parked in a bad area, when you got back to your car a few hobo's half dressed run away from it. Inside you find condoms, mouthwash and semen everywhere. They have been scrumming inside your vehicle. FFS!
Scrums - what does it mean?
The act of jacking it while doing a shit. It is said to be the ultimate body relief.
Michael: Luke you look so relaxed.
Luke: yeah i just had a scrum
Scrums - meaning
A slang word for a rectum, also commonly referred to as an anus or asshole. A term popularized by the amazing podcast known as "Your Mom's House", where co-host Christine P'Jet-ski refuses to "eat" her co-host/husband Tim Sombrero's "scrum".
Hey baby, will you lick my scrum?
Tina, I would love it if you would just eat my scrum for once.
Scrums - definition
the wrinkled skin of a ballsack
"I gaggled some scrum last night and I'm still picking the pubes out of my teeth!"
"TMI."
Scrums - slang
a group of penguins
OR
an offense manouver in Rugby
OR
a certain set of computer software tools
penguins in scrums are fun to watch
the team's scrum helped them score
i used SCRUM to do some computer stuff
Scrums
when the food is absolutely, undeniably busting
abbr. from scrumdiddlyumptious
The food was so scrum, I think I got the pussy part of the chicken.
I’m sick of buying all these school supplies because the kids can’t stop scrumming on the glue sticks.
Scrums
Simply, the asshole. The butthole part of the whole ass.
Tim enjoys his scrum being eaten but Christine refuses to eat Tim's scrum because it is far too swampy.
Josh enjoys having his scrum pleasured orally quite regularly.
Shit comes out of the scrum of the as therefore some people do not like to put their mouth near it let alone eat the scrum.
Tims scrum smells like shit and is dense wet and hairy much like a swamp.
Scrums
"licked out"
same as "licked out" when a woman has her vagina licked out by a man
laura:"so what did you do last night with him then?"
amy:"we did scrums!!"
laura:"he gave you scrums, cool its great isnt it!"