What is schwing?

Said as "Schwing!". Coined by Justin and I, to be said when a uber hot girl is present or a girl with her sweet jumblies walks by, or when a girl with a fat ass walks by. The bigger the jumblies the louder the schwing!!

Damn, there's pippy, Schwing baby!

Mmmm, look at Carrie in those gym shorts, total schwinage!

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schwing - video

Schwing - what is it?

A term for popping a boner named after a brand of boom-armed cement pumps.

I saw this major babe walking down the street, and . . . SWING!

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What does "schwing" mean?

an exclamation of something awesome

"I just won 100 bucks. Schwing!"

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Schwing - what does it mean?

The act of subtly cutting off a car that is trying to pass. Usually on a highway, you close the gap between a slow car in the right lane and your car (in the left lane) so as to not allow the faster car in the right lane to pass. You do this as many times as possible, trying to look like your not trying to do it, eventually sending the other driver into a fit of road rage.

This asshole in a BMW was in a big hurry, so I decided to schwing him for a few miles. He finally passed me using the shoulder of the highway while giving me the finger.

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Schwing - meaning

See schwing!

"Schwing!, I've got a boner."

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Schwing - definition

Verb

1)An implication that an individual is extremely attractive, or desireable.

dude, she is totally "Schwing" material

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Schwing - slang

schwing
orignally from Waynes World.
Its used to salute fit people.

You need to watch the movie to use it to the total effect as their is actions and everything with it!

"Check out that babe!"
"Dude"
(in unity) "Sch-wing!"

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Schwing

(n) From Mike Myers: Schwing is the sound a sword makes as it is being removed from its sheath.

Wow, check <Schwing!> out all the babes here tonight!

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Schwing

Characterized by thrusting the pelvis upward sharply after experiencing an erection or after discovering something incredibly exciting and worth such an action

"I just saw your Mom...she made me go SCHWING!!!!"

"Dude...no work?!?!? SCHWING!"

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Schwing

When Garth or Wayne (Wayne's World) pop a boner. How you feel when you see an extremely hot chick. excellent...

-number one babe, Kim Basgner...SCHWING!
-Casandra is a total babe...schwing!
-schwing-a-ling!
-those arent wing-dings...those are SCHWING-DINGS!

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