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What is school it's?A place where all traces of creativity and independent thought of children are destroyed in order to turn them into cold, bitter adults working minimum wage because they spent too much of their youth trying to enjoy life instead of tediously studying subjects that they will not remember by the age of 21. If any child refuses to do the work and/or go to school, their parent/guardian is punished for it and the child is labeled with some sort of psychiatric disorder which may or may not be present. The schedule is ingeniously designed to slowly force kids to wake up earlier and earlier as they grow older to deteriorate their physical and mental health to the point where they cannot even concentrate on the work given to them to ensure that they will do poorly on tests and have to repeat the same courses. There is usually a long, useless paper assigned in at least two classes at a time throughout the school year along with daily homework to keep the students working at home to make sure that they will not have any personal life whatsoever. These said papers usually involve doing tons of research on an inflexible subject that require the gathering of large amounts of facts that have already been collected by scientists in the past. These papers must have very specific citations. If one period, comma, or letter is missing in a citation, the paper will receive a 0% regardless of content. Student A: I hate school. school it's - videoSchool it's - what is it?The only thing keeping us from doing what we want to do. Me: After school do u want to go to mountain mikeβs for Pizza. What does "school it's" mean?a huge fucking waste of time and effort. half the crap you learn, you just end up forgetting. you are forced to work on pointless worksheets you seen 3 years ago while listening to annoying assholes try to be funny. you never end up being with any classes with your friends. sit by yourself and everyone assumes you are quiet. ususally the classes are filled with fat bitches and assholes that you try to ignore. they talk out in class while you are taking notes so your parents dont beat your ass, and they stop the teacher and bring them to talk about their fucking cats itching problems. half the time you have no fucking idea what is going on from spacing out and fail that test. when you come home all you want to do is sit down and rest but NO theres fucking homework that if you dont finish you will fail. and then your parents will threaten to send you to a fucking private school across the country. and if that doesnt work they will throw your tv out the window/computer down the stairs. billys dad: where is your homework? School it's - what does it mean?Six Cruel Hours Of our Lives where the teaches give us random knowledge that we will literally never use I canβt believe I have to go to school tomorrow. Our teacher is telling us about the history of the unisvers which Iβm totally going to need when Iβm a marine biologist. School it's - meaningThe mandatory hellhole where you're forced to go for 14 years. Often full of teachers that bore you out of your mind and bombard you with this useless crap you will never need (such as the dreaded things called homework or coursework), bratty wannabe gangstas who think they rule the world, dog-shit cafeteria food that moves, and a fuckton of other things that make it seem like somebody decided to put education, hell, and prison all in a blender and then the result is these compulsory things called "schools". Student 1: I hate school!! School it's - definitiona place you go to spend 70% of your day sitting in an uncomfortable, plastic chair "what's wrong" School it's - slangDid you know that school actually is the same as prison? Mom: School it'sA complete and utter waste of precious childhood. If you ever need to know anything they teach you in school in real life, there's this nifty little thing called GOOGLE. School it'sA mentally and physically straining torture chamber that resembles a prison. Jessica: Whatβs that prison looking place over there? School it'sThe last remaining institution child labor laws do not cover. 1. my kid stayed up 'til 3am last night completing an algebra project composed entirely of letters. WTF?! |
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