Definder - what does the word mean?

What is schlop?

A new age dance move, most commonly characterized with autismic movements. To perform this dance, you grab your left leg and pull it behind you like you are stretching your quad. While still holding your left leg in a quad stretch position, you jump twice on your right leg and then give your right knee a good, hearty smack.

(This dance is popular among those who row.)

" Hey Tarzan!"
-"We just came first in our regatta race!
*proceeds to viciously hit the schlop as a demonstration of a hard earned victory.*

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Schlop - what is it?

to smack in the face with any squishy object containing water, providing a crowd w/ a humerous result.

Alex schlopped Marshal, sending Noah into jiggly hysterics.

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What does "schlop" mean?

When an extremely large penis swings at speed and hits your significant other on the cheek, making a hollow, schloppy noise.

"Dude, I schlopped her so hard, her head turned like a corkscrew!"

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Schlop - what does it mean?

The sound which is made when a very wet substance hits a durable surface at force. This sound would be most commonly heard when an extremely wet turd departs from your anus and hits the surface of the water at speed.

Bill: "I had an extremely wet turd this morning"
Henry: "Did it make a Schlop?"
Bill: "Yes, my arse is still moist"

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Schlop - meaning

Sound kitty makes when it drinks water. Doggos can make it too.

Kitty see water, kitty do schlop sclhop, water gone.

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Schlop - definition

When a person is about to get some spicy head from a girl

My nigga jasen this bitch is gonna schlop

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Schlop - slang

To be extremely intoxicated on an intoxicant. (Such as the mixture of alcohol and marijuana together.)

" Yo man I was so schlopped last night I could barely walk."

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Schlop

The art of rubbing two penises onto each other so they go into each others foreskin. Named because it makes a 'schloping' sound.
Can also masturschlop but if you have long fingernails your foreskin might tear.

He schlopped so hard his foreskin ripped.

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Schlop

When one makes a puddle of spit in a cupped hand and proceeds to forcefully cup the balls into the pool of spit so hard that the spit splashes everywhere.

Timmy got schlopped by Billy

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Schlop

the act of getting your dick wet, either by receiving head or by getting some pussy

That bitch maddie with the nice tits gave me some grade A schlop last weekend.

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