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What is schlobbed?

Popularized by the Famous people David Fox, and John Tinker, another word for the popular handle you put on the back of your phone, β€œ The Popsocket”

β€œBro john, did you see the new schlob knockers i put on the back of my phone?”

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Schlobbed - what is it?

a crude slag term for bobbing on the knob. ie a blowjob or blow/hand job done while wearing a kilt. you must complete the blowjob with a cum shot to the FACE! (extra points for eye shots)

oh the other day i was wearing me kilt and i got the best "hob schlob on a bob knob"... i gave her the biggest facial i think has ever cum outa me knob!!! even got her with a good one to the eye, for good measure of course.

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What does "schlobbed" mean?

Someone of unimportance, or an annoyance to yourself and/or others

Example 1
Person 1: Graham is sooooo annoying
Person 1: I know, he's such a schlob

Example 2
Person 1: Did you see what Liam did?
Person 2: Who's Liam? Must be a Shree

Schlob or Shree

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Schlobbed - what does it mean?

to give head or a blow job to a guy

Brandon wants Steph to schlob on his knob.

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Schlobbed - meaning

A player, on console or PC, that is beyond a practice hero. This player is by far the worst on the team but insists they are skilled. Little do they know they are always at the bottom of the rankings.

Once a player is bottom of the rankings 3 times in a row (rayj), they are perminent schlob

Wow, this guy is a real schlob

I can’t believe the schlob thinks he can klutch it

Last time this schlob will get an invite

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Schlobbed - definition

One Michelob Ultra.

pronounced: "Shhh-loooowwww-bb"

Other possibilities include: One Michelob Ultra Amber, or "Amber Schlob"

"Quit drinkin' all my fuckin' Schlobs I only bought a six pack"

"I farted in Lou's room, now I owe him a Schlob"

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Schlobbed - slang

Is a name for a male who has a long and fat dick. They are constantly getting laid because of their wangs.

I asked cody if he scored last night. He said "Of course I'm a Schlob"

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Schlobbed

when a person is worst than a slob. the "sch" sound is to intensify the sloppiness of the person in question (ex.1). To further intensify the word, elongate the first syllable to desired intensity.(ex.2)

Its origin has been credited to a Tara Fitzbooty for her everlasting thirst for beer and her uncontrollable hunger for Wendy's.

(ex.1) Tara drank all of our beer and wants someone and drive her fat gut to wendy's!! what a Schlob!!

(ex.2) Jason: Tara was blowing chunks and farting on dave's porch the other night!
Kyle: what a fucking Sssccchhhlob!!

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Schlobbed

To suck vigorously, insatiably .

Bob schlobbed my nob with a fury.

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Schlobbed

A method of smearing paint; Taytayski’s preferred technique of throwing paint around a canvas.

β€œNow grab some paint and schlob it on the canvas”
β€œMy favorite part of the background is schlobbing the paint around!”

β€œLoad that brush, and start schlobin!

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