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What is schlap?

Exposing the hypocrisy of celebrities or other well known people, as in Mercedes Schlapp or Matt Schlapp.

Kathy Griffith is great at schlapping trump's toadies.

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Schlap - what is it?

The sound made when a man shakes his hips from side to side, allowing his penis to "schlap" against his thighs.

Schlapping may be turned into a competition whereby the most innovative way to make the sound is rewarded with high points.

"Did you hear? I pulled off the 'helicopter'! that makes me master of schlapping!"

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What does "schlap" mean?

basically getting slapped, or pwned, red marked, merked, owned, pizzowned...you got the picture.

JJ: hey nava, what did you get on your APES test?
Nava: 52
JJ: even with the 12 point curve?
nava:.....yes.....
JJ: oh....you got schlapped!

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Schlap - what does it mean?

The unwanted groping of the male genitals.

Went to CPAC and the guy schlapped me.

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Schlap - meaning

To feel heavy effects of nicotine use, such as sweating, lightheadedness, dizziness and euphoria.

"Man that stogie got me soooo schlapped!!!"

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Schlap - definition

A penis long enough to slap a bitch and make a sound.

Gerbenn used his schlap to slap his ex.

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Schlap - slang

a sexual act which if done hard enough, makes a slapping noise (fapping, sex,etc)

*I'm going to schlap my cock tonight
*Yup, I schlapped her real good

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Schlap

a sexual act which if done hard enough, makes a slapping noise (fapping,sex,etc)

*I'm going to schlap my cock tonight
*Yup, I schlapped her real good

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Schlap

to say that something slaps or is bangin

wow this music video schlaps

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Schlap

To slap someone whilst they are staring into space with a wet hand esp one that has been licked by the owner.

Originated in Hitchin, Hertfordshire U.K. spelling is as the word is said to highlight the wet apsect ofthe sound your hand makes as it 'schlaps' your unsuapecting friends face and ruins his daydream.

also 'Schlapped'can be used for the past tense when retelling the story.

#1 "Gus was just sitting there daydreaming and out of no where I schlapped him and he went mental and punched me."

#2 "one good schlap deserves another"

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