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What is schlager?
Fucking idiot who gets a cab 1 block from his destination. Also known as a cock blocker.
I would have hooked up with Miss Iowa except my buddy pulled a Schlager!
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Schlager - what is it?
Queerbait, one who's fit for a good prison rimjob.
His blatant faggotry will get him nowhere in life, what a schlager!
What does "schlager" mean?
A term used to describe an experience that is overwhelmingly annoying and leaves you absolutely exhausted or confused or both
1. I had a schlagering train ride as the kid besides me would just not stop crying.
2. I drank a shot of Tequila without clinking my glass and now my sex life is absolutely schlagered.
Schlager - what does it mean?
When you get so sloppy drunk on Goldschlager you can't even function. A special kind of drunk that makes you ridiculously sloppy.
I went to check on Larry today but I could tell he was Schlagered to the point of no return. He was lying face-down ok the bed with Sports Center blasting. He's gonna feel it tomorrow.
Schlager - meaning
Just plain and simple a penis.
1: Hey bro lets do something.
2: Nah I got stuff to do around the house.
1: You're probably just laying in bed playing with your schlager.
Schlager - definition
The act of falling face first, hands second.
Feefee schlagered when tripping on a rock.
Schlager - slang
a state of inebriation, ideally caused by lager (beer). The state directly prior to f*ck-eyed on the richter scale of blood alcohol levels
i'm going out to get schlagered.
Schlager
Shitty lager, possibly short for Grolschlager. In my opinion it is any kind of piss lager that you have to buy when the chips are down, i.e. Pabst, Hamms, Natty, Keystone, Milwakee's Best, Icehouse, or any other derivitive that sells for about 25 cents a can. The word is used in the famous debauchery anthem by Ween "Booze me up and get me high".
"All that schlager at the bar,
Flakes of gold swim in my brain"
Ween fucking rules, Boognish!!!!!!
After betting all his money on the losing cock at the cockfight, Billy could only afford to drink schlager until the end of the month.
Schlager
An adjective meaning "drunk". Normally used in the past tense. "schlagered"
Comes from Wisconsin Attorney General Peg Lautenschlager who was arressted for drunk driving Feb. 2004.
See also, drunk
John got schlagered last night and threw up everywhere
Schlager
Umbrella term for shallow pop music genres in German speaking Europe and adjacent areas.
Derived from the English term "Hit" for popular song.
Ranging from pseudo Tex Mex through Eurovision/Las Vegas type music and beyond, Schlager is an umbrella term rather than a genre.
"Turn that Schlager station off now before I hurl stuff at the radio!"