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What is sarmed?
A SARM Goblin is someone who uses sarms a lot and makes gains. They build muscle from SARMs. They don't use steroids because that would be Steroid Goblin or Roid Muncher and they don't cycle SARMs with steroids because that would be SARMroid Goblin. SARM Goblins may also be on stimulants such as Propylhexedrine, Blue Speed (Ethylamphetamine), Caffeine, Arecoline Hydrobromide (ArcoFuel).
Tony: I tried Andarine, RAD-140, Arecoline Hydrobromide (ArcoFuel), and Cardarine and I gained twice the stamina and way more strength and gained 50lbs of muscle.
Cassandra: Oh Tony! You're so cool!
Tony: I am the SARM Goblin!
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Sarmed - what is it?
A teenager or young adult guy(aged 14-22) who is more of a "normie" who got into lifting through the explosion of its popularity over quarantine and uses peds, often trendy ones. They generally watch youtubers like more plates more dates, greg doucette, chris bumstead, larry wheels, etc, idolizing them. They believe in many bro science and lifting normie ideologies like "lifting+girls alll girls like a guy who lifts" etc.
Many of them are in the mix of trying to be powerbuilders(bodybuilders who powerlift) but can't make any progress(partially due to living a "party animal" lifestyle) and aren't as sucessful as lifters like benjaminmac05 or Malik Triolet, even when many of those lifters are or were natural.
They then take these "big name" drugs that their "influencers"(many of which have been training for 2-5+ years before hopping on peds) promote and try to act like they're better then many natties or "gifted". This often pisses off serious lifters including both oldhead ones and natural more hardcore teenage lifters.
"I love Chris Bumstead but all the sarm goblins worship him and watch 30 greg doucette videos on turkesterone and maingaining bro culture."
"Oh yeah funny how most of them are like mini Bryce Halls, skinny crackhead party guys who cycle fast and will probably die by 30 or 40".
What does "sarmed" mean?
acronym for sexually active rampaging monkeys
(mating monkeys)
child: mommy what kind of monkeys are those mommy?
Mother: those are SARM monkeys sweetie
child: what does sarm mean mommy?
Mother: you will learn that when you are older sweetie (recites sexually active rampaging monkeys in the back of her head)
Sarmed - what does it mean?
Just, a funny word that you say sometimes :)
Look
Guy 1: Hey, man wuzzap?
Guy 2: i am gonna to lunarstorm.com
Guy 1: Sarm.
Sarmed - meaning
i went to the store yesterdsy
sorry for the sarm, i ment yesterday
Sarmed - definition
The greatest and most black person on the planet earth
Fuck sarm is black
Sarmed - slang
Acronym for a person that is "Single And Ready to Mingle."
Word is commonly used as a noun, although it can be used as an adjective.
Chad: "Are any hotties coming to the party tonight?"
Todd: "Yeah, Gertrude is coming. She is a total SARM!"
Chad: "Hooray! I'll try to hit that!"
Sarmed
Sarmed (Also Sarmad) (From Ancient Arabic Ψ³Ψ±Ω Ψ―) is a natural body that is awesome, sexy, and to whom everyone looks up to. Girls go mad when they see Sarmeds, but they give them no attention, and that makes the girls want them even more. They are also diabolical geniuses, and love to tease little children and their friends. They are also someone who have a lot experience about life which helps them trick people into thinking they are stupid.
Run! It's a Sarmed! I heard they're stupid!
Exactly why he's a Sarmed, that's what he wants us to think
But everyone loves him, he's stupid.
Sarmed
What a bunch of beta males take when they canβt make gains.
That guy isnβt natty because he takes Sarms.
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SARMs are Selective Androgen Receptor Modulators. SARMs are good for building bigger muscles faster. You take them orally.
Just remember to properly measure out your dosage with an eye dropper or syringe, whatever suits you best.
Many people like to make a science out of it, but simply drinking the liquid SARMs and following them up with a chaser like coffee, orange or grapefruit juice is enough to do the job. It will also help with the strong taste of liquid SARMs.
Youβll have to drink at least two to three glasses of juice/coffee to get the taste completely out of your mouth.
I tried RAD-140 and LGD-4033 and MK-677 SARMs and gained 50 pounds of muscle!