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What is sandusky?
To be anally raped or fucked from behind without the common decency to at least give a reach around.
Ron:Hey did you ever buy that car you were talking about buying from the dealership?
D:Nah man we had all the paperwork ready to go then I got SANDUSKIED!!!
Ron:I hate when that happens.
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Sandusky - what is it?
forcefully entering the rear of an unwilling young boy
i think that guy is "sanduskying" a boy in the locker room
What does "sandusky" mean?
a reprievel plea one must claim after making a statement that can be taken as not only homosexual but pedophilesque and savage. Obviosly made popular by the vile atrocities committed by Jerry Sandusky.
Marshal: I was feeling his shaft and for it being bent that kid can stroke for only being 12.
Newman: Hello Jerry.....
Marshal: Huh, I'm talking about playing put-put you twisted fuck...
Newman:........
Marshal: No Sandusky
Newman: That's all you needed to say
Sandusky - what does it mean?
The horseplay by jocks in the showers or locker room areas of gyms or workout places that under a different context might be considered homo or creepy. Such horseplay may include snapping of towels, sliding on the shower floors like it's a slip-n-slide, lathering one another up, and making incidental body contact during said horseplay. Often, sanduskies become more frenzied when guests are invited into the shower areas and even more particularly when those guests are minors.
Eyewitness: "Coach, looks like you and that kid were kind of being a little gay in the shower the other day."
Coach: "Na, come on man, we were just having a sandusky."
Sandusky - meaning
Sandusky, long for "dusky" aka beer curling is a 2v2 drinking game. Each player has a partner across the table. The two players on each side are competing to make their opponents partner drink. a beer can or bottle is place on both sides, while the two players on one side each slide a bottle cap to the beer can. the farthest one from the can loses, and their partner across the table must drink. players shoot at the same time, and if anyone hits the can or goes off the table with their bottle cap, both team members must drink. first team to 21 shouts DUSKY! and then doesn't have to get raped by the creepy old man in the corner of the room (essential to the game).
Hey boys, lets go find a smooth surface and play some dusky!
I don't think its slippery enough to play sandusky here!
Grab 2 bottles and lets go shoot some dusky!
Sandusky - definition
The act of going up to someone covering their eyes, and before they answer you screem sandusky and grab their junk.
Me: guess who? (Covering their eyes)
Them: ummm
Me: sandusky!!!(grabbing junk)
Sandusky - slang
N. 1. a pretty big downer. huge disappointment. something that at first appears to be beneficial, but subsequently turns out to be catastrophically destructive or detrimental.
V. 1. to be on the receiving end of an unexpected ass ramming figuratively speaking. to be handed the shitty end of the stick. to expect a pleasantry but instead experience intense pain, loss, humiliation etc.
friend 1 "i went to the theater to see the new Batman movie, but just as it started, i got shot in the back a crazy bastard"
friend 2 "oh man, you totally caught a sandusky on that one!"
Sandusky
To exploit something in a brutal and violent way such that it is damaged forever.
"I hear Hollywood did a full sandusky on The Lorax, just like they did to The Cat in the Hat and How the Grinch Stole Christmas."
"Yeah, after seeing those first two, I felt like Mike Meyers and Jim Carrey ass raped my childhood. I'm not going near this one."
Sandusky
Verb
(third-person singular simple present sanduskys, present participle sanduskying, simple past and past participle sanduskyed)
To ignore, despite valid evidence of it's existence, the repeated abuse, neglect, sexual abuse, and rape of children by employees, members of an establishment. In order to be truly sanduskied, the child must be forced to repeatedly endure the abuse, neglect, sexual abuse, and/or rape when more than three professionals know of the abuse or two formal documentations of the abuse exist through a police report, handwritten and filed note, or documentation by a state licensing agency. Sandusky may also be used as a noun to describe a situation, such as has happened repeatedly in residential treatment facilities owned by organizations such as Universal Health Services (Alan Miller,) Psychiatric Solutions Incorporated (Joey Jacobs,) or others. where repeated abuse, neglect, sexual abuse, and/or rape of children is allowed to continue, despite repeated documentation by licensing agencies, media, and citizens. Often happens when the organizations involved gave repeated donations to politicians who provided ultimate oversight for the safety of the children. (Example (Tim Kaine), (Marilyn Tavenner), (UHS), (PSI), (The Pines), Portsmouth, VA, CCCA.)
The children were sanduskied when documented complaints about repeated rapes at their residential facilitiy were ignored. Staff at the UHS owned facility stated the children's allegations were false so there was no further investigation of the incident.
The state of Virginia has another sandusky on their hands. It's hard to understand why the Virginia ignores repeated licensing violations, the USDOJ report regarding UHS Marion, and multiple media reports about systemic abuse, neglect, sexual abuse, and child rape in UHS owned facilities across Virginia and the U.S.
Sandusky
A creepy old man you see at the gym.
Person 1: Hey I kind of feel uncomfortable with that sandusky on the elliptical checking me out.
Person 2: Yah good thing we don't share a locker room with him