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What is rule 10?
A set of guidelines that applies to those who which to be found within the Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em.
1. Consider whether or not your assholish response is inflicted on someone that deserves it.
2. Treat customer service people well, but not TOO well.
3. Do not be an asshole to your significant other.
4. Be clear to people that you are to spend a prolonged amount of time with that you are an asshole.
5. If around men, pretend that your asshole comment is just a joke. If around women, reserve all assholish behaviors to an absent mutual acquaintance.
6. When applying an assholish generalization of a specific group (see rule #5 for an example), be sure to create plausible deniability by saying “not all” followed by the targets of ridicule.
7. Select certain opinions of your opponent as amusing, but not worthy of an actual response.
8. Be interchangeably and inconsistently nice to people you are often an asshole too.
9. Don’t be an asshole to someone you see as beneath you in the social hierarchy, such as the homeless, children or developmentally challenged.
10. Do not be afraid to break rules #1-9 every now and again.
"It's great to be an asshole, but you don’t want to be a total asshole. There's a balance that must be struck. Assholes who are total assholes suffer too much backlash for their nature and are generally considered insufferable by all. Thus, you must learn to follow proper asshole decorum and fall under the Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em. You have accomplished this when people say things about you like 'he's funny, but he's an asshole', or 'I like Dave, but he's kind of an asshole.' That's the Goldilocks zone. You want people to compliment you, or express fondness for you, but then immediately feel the need to point out that you’re an asshole. So here are 10 rules to be a proper asshole with impeccable asshole decorum."
-- TJ "The Amazing Atheist" Kirk, "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum"
rule 10 - video
Rule 10 - what is it?
The rule to limit the number of curse words and insults you can use while playing a video game, such as Halo 3.
5 curse words to 10 insults or 5c=10i. So 2c=i.
This means if in one game of somthing you insult somone 10 times you can no longer insult or curse at them. Exception: If you use a combonation of insults and curses and it is 2 curses and 5 insults AND you are winning the game then TWO additional insults or ONE additional curse may be used, this is referred to as the PWNAGE exeption.
1.
Guy 1: And your mom is a...
Guy 2: STOP! You already cursed 3 times and insulted people 4 times! Don't break the 5 to 10 rule!
2.
Guy 1: You Ba...
Guy 2:NO! You alredy cursed 2 times and insulted people 5 times! Don't break the 5 to 10 rule!
Guy 1: But I am winning, so I can curse again due to the PWNAGE exeption.
What does "rule 10" mean?
When a seemingly incompatible couple is married quickly, then subsequently announce that they are 14 weeks pregnant only 10 weeks after the wedding night.
“Did you hear about Jane and John?”
“The 14-10 Rule, many such cases”
Rule 10 - what does it mean?
One must be ten percent smarter than the object/task one is attempting to use/accomplish.
For instance, pushing a pull door or failing at some other seemingly simple task.
Friend 1: Did I hear correctly that your girlfriend got locked in her own car?
Friend 2: Yeah. 10% rule, dude.
Rule 10 - meaning
When two friends of opposite sexes are simply friends and not fuck buddies or whatever people fantasize about in their twisted heads.
Dude, my friend and I are definitely not following the 10% rule. We have sex like every other day.
Rule 10 - definition
voluptuous nun with big fuckin tiddies
Dude1: damn bro I think that nun got me acting up!
Dude2: Rule no. 10 fuck yea ambatukam
Rule 10 - slang
According to the Rule of 10, No one is allowed to call someone after 10pm or before 10am unless it is absolutely Important.
*ring ring*
Bob: uhhg, hello?
John: hey. what's up?
Bob: Why the hell did you call me, it's... 2am...
John: Oh, I just got out of the club, I was seeing what you were doing.
Bob: Did you forget the Rule Of 10?
Rule 10
Any person that one thinks is interested in them, is not.
"Hmmm, I think she likes me. Oh, Rule 10..."
Rule 10
In the bourbon community, Rule 10 prohibits negative opinions from being given unless such thoughts were solicited. It's the play nice or go home rule. It potentially encourages whiskey tater behavior and convinces others to buy very poor choices based on the posters high praise of said bottle with no negative feedback from others. As a work around, commenters will often post 'Rule 10' to express their belief said bottle does not deserve such praise.
I'm going to drop Rule 10 on that whiskey tater.
Rule 10
If anyone on any social site does not have a picture of themselves, its automatically means they are fat and ugly
guy 1- hey man i just met this girl over webcam
guy 2- how did she look?
guy 1- well her webcam was off
guy 2- Rule 10 bro
guy 2- hey bro i been talking to this girl on a social network site, we might meet up soon
guy 1- nice, man. she good looking?
guy 2- well i haven't seen a picture of her... we wanted to keep it like that til the day we meet
guy 1- rule 10 bro