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What is ruben?gayest man ever want to be pimp cant get the ugliest gurl in school he sux at every sport and his dick is only 1/2 inch long when hes horny. but he got laid by his gay freind and he goes both ways he likes to wear thermal tighty whities and shows all the guys and he has the hairiest butt in the world he might be related to lisa and her hairy balls his weenie is so small you cant even see it because of his hair its like Dr. J's fro in his free time he wacks off to tub girl and he goes to lemon party when hes bored. he wishes he was in that old mans spot. he gets old men with old saggy ball sackarroonies his poop is way too big to go down the toilet go check ratemypoo.com u can see his poop with peas in it its very gross because its ruben poop or u can go find his hairy man boobs. you suck mouse dick all day. it's only 1/2 inch but thats okay. good luck finding it though through all the hair go buy a chainsaw to shave it first so you dont eat any hair. ruben will never have babies. ruben destroyed his babymaker. stephanie cut it off with her teeth. and ate thinking it was a cock tail weenie he had sex with a baby cuz he couldnt find some girl his own size. its too small 8- this a pic of his dick he's the gayest man ever and so hairy he has to be a Ruben - pimp master ruben - meme gifruben - videoRuben - what is it?A ruben is the worst type of bitch a person can ever call you. Used in sentences: What does "ruben" mean?the whitest boy on the planet, although he's mexican he's whiter than the white poop on the floor from the step brothers movie. he tries to act hard but he's not, I can literally beat him up w my pinky toe. he has "so many gfs" and he thinks its a flex but its really not, he's the most embarrassing person, dont fall for him because aint nobody want a guy like him to break they corazon. Girl 1: Rubens kinda cute... Ruben - what does it mean?sam: "do you see that guy over there in the wheelchair?" Ruben - meaninga sexy man beast, that goes to lake ridge middle school. he makes straights want 2 b gay , and rug munchers want to change for him too. "i fucked ruben last night" said marina Ruben - definitionruben has a massive cock Ruben - slanga cute ass potheaded mutha fucka who beasts it up on xbox live and is always burning his thumb when his parents go down the hill. he is such a ruben, on the real though. RubenA particularly hot guy. Some assume he is gay but pray he isnt because they get boners when they think of him or see him and they ALL want to fuck him. I want to fuck ruben once, then fuck choc. chip cookies or butterfly kisses. Rubenvery awesome hilarious down to earth loves only 1 girl always n' forever ruben loves his chula Rubena sexy and sensitive guy. can be extremely emotional. never shy and always ready to make a new friend wherever he goes. girls are easily attracted to rubens but they know not to play with they hearts. and when he finds the right girl he tends be VERY protective over her. ruben: sexy ass mexican |
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