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What is rollups?
When a woman (or man) takes a flavored condom off a penis with their teeth from the base.
Dude did you hear that Lawrence is into fruit rollups now?
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Rollups - what is it?
When you use a fruit rollup instead of a condom. Sticky in many ways
Hot Girl: I thought you ran in the store to get condoms?
Dude: I did, but they had fruit rollups! and they are cheaper!
Girl: Oh....Is it safe to wear?
Dude: who cares! its a fruit rollup!
Girl: You should have asked me if i was down for a stickydick Rollup!
What does "rollups" mean?
During humid weather, a man's scrotum sticks to the inside of his upper thigh causing unpleasant restriction, resulting in a need to lift the leg outward to mimic the action of peeling off a fruit rollup. Thus making a noise indicative of said peeling.
Damn it's so hot he had to perform a fruit rollup - schluuurp!
Rollups - what does it mean?
An act occurring during or immediately after sexual intercourse, whereby you shit on your prone partner, quickly roll them up in the shit slathered blanket and preferably toss the blanket wrapped person down a flight of stairs or out the front door.
Bitch thought we were having makeup sex but I gave her a Mexican rollup. Ha ha now lets see her borrow my socks again.
Rollups - meaning
A woman's long, floppy breasts.
She went to flash us, and her fruit rollups slid out.
Rollups - definition
a cigar emptied out and filled with top notch marijuana. aka a dro blunt
we steady blowin on this here fruit rollup
Rollups - slang
a gay dude in a sleeping bag
Youre camping and shit and you see a rainbow sleeping bag, "Yo, look at that fruit rollup" and in an act of sexuality discrimination you push him down a mountain.
Rollups
A very special sexual maneuver requiring a whore and a lot of time spent not showering. The key to the cheese rollup is to not only satisfy your sexual desires, but also satisfy the hunger of the starving whore who has not eaten anything for a long while. First you must abstain from showering for around three weeks. Yes it seems excessive, but it is imperative to develop a nice aged cheese flavor for your cock and cum. Next you need to find a whore (A Taco Bell employee may be a good place to start). Not any whore though, the bitch has to be very hungry. If you find one you like, but she is not starving, simply lock her up in a closet for a couple of days. Finally, you can take her out of the closet and initiate very good 69 sex. This gives the cheese roll up the actual "rolling up" position. Allow her to suck your cock until ejaculation. Remember she is starving so she will eat that sucker up nice and good. Upon ejaculation, she will get a lovely load with a very good sharp cheddar flavor. If you want to spice things up a little bit (literally), wait another week without showering and you will notice a more nutty provolone flavor. Wait 2 more weeks and it becomes pepper jack. 3 more weeks gives you a Mexican blend and 4 more weeks (a total of 7 weeks without showering) will let you achieve the liquid gold status. A status only obtain by a master cheese rollup-er.
He knew she was hungry, so he waited to shower in order to give her a nice cheese rollup to eat.
Rollups
Graffiti Throwups up high on buildings.
Done with using Jetpacks.
Look at that rollups! what beautiful artys fartsy shit!!!
Rollups
Graffiti up high on buildings. refers to the ones done with paint rollers.
Rollups is sick as fuck.