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What is roadblocks?
Setting the speed of your vehicle on the highway to that of another vehicle in the next lane that is currently driving no faster than the speed limit to punish drivers behind you who have been tailgating you for miles. This generally only works on two-lane highways.
This jackass behind me has been riding my bumper for 10 minutes. Let's set up a Chinese roadblock and see if we can get him to have a coronary.
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Roadblocks - what is it?
when you are fingering a girl in her ass and you feel shit.
I was going to fuck Christie in the ass but I felt a poop roadblock and got scared.
What does "roadblocks" mean?
When you want to blast your girl in the ass, but you can't cause there is a torpedo in the launcher.
You're going to fuck a chick in the shitter, but there is a turd in the pooper, thus stopping your pork sword from slaying the hole.
"I'd love to take it in the dumper tonight hun, but I've got an Indian Roadblock on board."
Roadblocks - what does it mean?
fat girl and her boyfriend walking on the side of the road
Wow, look at that roadblock
That roadblock is so nasty
Roadblocks - meaning
when you are at a party and fat or undesirable females block your path through a doorway that you want to go through either on purpose, or unintentionally. when roadblocked the victim is usually too disinterested or disgusted by the roadblocker(s) to ask them to move. sometimes roadblocking is used as a cockblock.
"i want to go play pong in the garage, but Bertha is roadblocking me"
Roadblocks - definition
A roadblock is set in place when a "friend" goes down a hallway with only one exit. You stand in the hallway upon their return and rip a stanky gas bomb. Blocking their escape and Leaving them stuck in the hallway until the air cleara or having to walk through the funky fart cloud you have created.
Bill went into the closet to get a book. I followed him down the hall, and having chili for dinner I farted and left a roadblock for him. He had to read his book in the closet.
Roadblocks - slang
When you get cock blocked by the morning corkscrew.
Woke up and tried to fuck my girlfriend only to be roadblocked by the morning corkscrew
Roadblocks
The act of one male putting his genitals, both dick and balls, into the mouth of another male or female.
Example 1:
I heard these horrible wet retching fallowed by gagging sounds the other day but it turned out to be someone getting roadblocked.
Example 2:
Steven: Hey Andrew. Want to get roadblocked again?
Andrew: Sure!
Steven: Say "Ahhhhh."
Roadblocks
When an occasion is so popular/awesome that it gets crowded out with people so much that cars cannot drive down the road! Usually a sign of good times and banging music.
Festivals, Carnivals, & live gigs are usually them main culprits
'Goin up to carnival can you drop me off in Notting Hill bredrin?'
'Get the tube man, its gonna be a ROADBLOCK!'
'Dr. Dre doing a live free set in the ASDA carpark, get down there early, its gonna be a ROADBLOCK!'
Roadblocks
When an typically grassroots political party or movement gets killed off because the pseudo-democratic powers at be don't like it as it interferes with their agenda. In doing so the illusion of democracy is thought to be maintained as it doesn't appear too blatant and the movement ends up disappearing leaving people with no alternative by the time an election comes. Thus the cycle never ends yet the government will claim democracy works and gives everybody a choice.
Usual methods of roadblocking include but are not limited to: getting hijacked or bribed, not given any media time , paid or being classed as a terrorist organization.
Guy 1: Since when is the EDL a terrorist organization?
Guy 2: Since they got roadblocked.