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What is risotto?
When you want to make dinner with your university flatmates so you use the by-products from your orgy with them to make risotto.
Flatmate 1: oh man I really fancy some risotto but the local supermarket is out of ingredients
Flatmate 2: I know, why don't we make Flatmate Risotto?
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risotto - video
Risotto - what is it?
Patches of sick as created by drunken revellers on chav mecca - West Street - in Brighton, UK.
I was walking down the street on Saturday night and I had to dodge three west street risottos!
What does "risotto" mean?
when a girl takes the shit and cum of a guy and mixes it up in her bellybutton and eats it
damn that bitch loves making risotto
Risotto - what does it mean?
A person that deserved better and only wanted a raise, who was murdered by a prostitute who can skip time.
Risotto Nero: "You're already complete."
Risotto - meaning
Deep hard anal with too much lube, wherein the lube mixes with the leftovers in your shit box, producing a soft, deer pellet like run-off that doesn't wait for him to finish raiding your fart factory.
He thought doing anal was sexy as hell, until she gifted his weiner with a hefty dose of backdoor risotto.
Risotto - definition
the head of la squadra and uses metal as a stando lol
Doppio: We found Risotto Nero!
Ris: *uses metal to attack Doppio*
Risotto - slang
big fat juicy horse cock
also the capo of la squadra de esecuzione
Risotto Nero is around 6'8 feet tall.
Risotto
A person that deserved better and only wanted a raise, but was murdered by a weird ass lookin' prostitute who can erase time.
Risotto Nero: "You're already complete."
Risotto
The CEO of razor blades and all around BETTER than trish una
Risotto Nero: ”razor blades :)”
Risotto
Arnie: "heeeeya, ya'll want some risotto?"
Joe: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Caio: "Sure, I'll have some"