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What is rigor mortis?
Another slang term for erection. Rigor mortis is the stiffening of a corpse post mortem.
Your mom in yoga pants gives me rigor mortis.
rigor mortis - video
Rigor mortis - what is it?
The state of being after taking too much ecstacy
"Yo, Im so rigor mortis right now"
or
"What are we going to do tonight?"
"We'll go to a club, get rigged, and hopefully meet some biddies."
What does "rigor mortis" mean?
adjective. Elegant word for a stiff person.
damn. did you see that rigor mortis P. Miller dancing?
hell ya!
Rigor mortis - what does it mean?
the useful phenomenon that stops stiffs flopping off the table when sickass necro goths try to screw em.
Rigor mortis - meaning
What happens to your fingers when you "finger" someone for too long
Bruh, I fingered that girl so long that when she finished my fingers where all rigor mortis and shit
Rigor mortis - definition
when the blood of a dead person cools off making them stiff
from latin
i tried to steal the ring off the dead mans finger, but rigor mortis had set in and instead of getting the ring off, i ended up taking the whole hand
Rigor mortis - slang
the stiffening of joints after death, or a stoners last respects to a dead bong-buddy, in other words lighting up to honor the dead
The body was stuck in a doggy-style position due to rigor mortis.
After the death of Jimmy, Ted decided to honor him through rigor mortis.
Rigor mortis
like rick and Morty but for dead people
guy 1: we should watch some rigor mortis
guy 2: don't you mean rick and Morty?
guy 1: no.
Rigor mortis
Something that is very stiff and hard to move.
It seems Stewie wee wee, has been stricken with rigor mortis.
Rigor mortis
when someone's dead for a while and their limbs stiffen (not the penis, though if the corpse is laid face down, the flow of blood to the penis can result in an erection.. a treat for necrophiliacs)
when johnny tried to make the dead man give him a hand job, ted said "you idiot! the guy won't move! it's rigor mortis!", so then johnny killed ted and had ted finish the job before rigor mortis set in