ralsei from the hit game delturune was seen dead in front of his castle at 4:20 AM
Rokus coukus spotted ralsei, next to ralsei was a large amount of weed in his hand
some say spamton did it.. spamton sold ralsei weed for 8 KROMER.
kris and susie heard about what happened for a few hours. idiots. kris stood there with no emotion like usual.
susie started emoting. wrong emote. Spamton came to the castle town to sell drugs again, sussy. spamton saw the weed in ralseis hand and his eyes fell out of his sockets. kris entered a fight with spamton, kris used attack. missed!, kris used ACT. The act kris used was EXPOSE. Spamton felt more guilty! kris used CD BAGLE. (holy shit this is taking so long) Kris stared dead into spamtons eyes. spamton was now 70% intimidated. spamtom fucking blew up.
kris earned 40 dark dollars. and 3 exp.
after the fight, kris and susie went to ralseis funeral.
Aro Ralsei is a dude, who is unfunny, cringe, and maybe even a bit downbad. He created his account after he was locked out of his main, (which we do not and will not speak of) and itβs all been uphill from there. Also heβs very epic and I am totally not him and I was not payed to say that heβs epic. And ever since he made his shitcord account, itβs all been downhill for everyone else.
In a livestream with generic_streamer420
βI crave the sweet taste of estrogenβ
βOh, hey, AroRalseiβ
And then some other guys say hi
βHey Ralseiβ
βHi Aroβ
βSup Aro Ralseiβ
βWho else thinks this example went on for too long?β
ralsei deltarune is a character from Toby Fox's video game Deltarune. A foolishly naive goat prince. He heals the bad guy of the first chapter because the aforementioned bad guy acted badly like he suddenly had a change in heart and wanted to talk it out. He has Black Mage aesthetics, but when he takes off his hat he looks abhorrent. He is greatly overrated by the fanbase.
Person 1: OMG RALSEI IS FLUFFYBOI AND IS BEST CHARACTER
Person 2: No, foolish heathen. Lancer and Susie were much more epic characters than that abomination.
funny cute goat boy from deltarune that everyone loves
naturally, with love comes memes and ralsei has had many memes about him throughout the years, but the most popular (that I could find) are:
ralsei with a gun, a concept that's been thrown around the internet ever since chapter 1 released in 2018
ralsei smoking a fat dart, which has risen to popularity after chapter 2's release in 2021. (yes the second chapter took that long)
however, with love also comes literal love as in "let me fuck the asshole" type love, meaning some fucking basement dwelling body flab nikocado avocado lookin ass bastards have made some "questionable" art of ralsei over the years.
if you wish to keep your eyeballs I highly advise you to never look that shit up, and if you're into it then you're fuckin weird
warm and cozy and will probably make you internally die of cuteness. deserves all the love and cuddles he could ever ask for
i love him so much hes indescribable
also if you even think about hurting him I WILL DEEP FRY YOUR LIVER
i hugged ralsei and it was literally the happiest moment of my life i want to cuddle him and never let go