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What is ragtime?
When a man performs cunnilingus on a woman experiencing her menstrual flow.
Reggie: So, bobby walks into the her room and finds a certain very well-known rapper playing the RAGTIME standard at the old west saloon on his old lady...
ARVN: Reg, you're bullshiting me. holy niggertron. and what happened then?
Reggie: well, bobby whipped out his cock on lupe ta-do, made like the OK corral, won the gun slinging, and then made like wyatt earp and busted two shots on his ol' lady MAE WEST.
ARVN: no hawaii?
Reggie: no hawaii.
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Ragtime - what is it?
Slang terminology for a women on her period
"I just found a tampax wrapper in the bathroom. Hello my babe, hello my darlin', hello my Ragtime Gal!"
What does "ragtime" mean?
Random incoherent babbling, often caused by one being drunk.
You really need to lay off the ragtime bullshit, man.
Ragtime - what does it mean?
The masturbation one has to resort to in order to relieve sexual tension when one's female partner is menstruating and either unable or unwilling to partake in vaginal sex. Usually refers to a solo act but can also refer to the hand relief supplied by the menstruating partner.
1. I say, darling, as you're on blob this week any chance of a Ragtime Shuffle? I really need to shift this dirty water off my chest.
2. Yeah, got in last night with a diamond cutter only to find that her indoors has got the painters in. So it was upstairs into the bog for a quick Ragtime Shuffle before tea. Sorted.
Ragtime - meaning
1) The depression one feels when one's lover is experiencing heavy flow menstruation and sex is not an option.
2) The frustration of abstaining from sex while experiencing menstruation
Derived from the words "rag and "blue" which describe a sanitary napkin and the color of testicles containing overabundant semen respectively.
1)"What's the matter? Not getting any from Amy?"
"It's been the ragtime blues lately."
2)"What's the matter, Amy? Ragtime Blues?"
Ragtime - definition
When a group of women all get their periods at the same time.
At the office today, it was nothing but a ragtime festival. All of the women in accounting were bitching about the vending machine being out of chocolate - the whole freakin' day.
Ragtime - slang
to show off.
he was ragtiming like a fool.
Ragtime
When a female goes through that certain period of her menstrual cycle.
Dude, look at your pants...I think it's ragtime.
Ragtime
Something that someone says that another considers foolish; absurd; an absurd comment
"Oh Carol, you're talking ragtime."
Ragtime
A form of syncopated music with a lively melodic line and a steady bass line that was popular from 1890-1920.
"Maple Leaf Rag"(1899) and "The Entertainer"(1902) by Scott Joplin.