Definder - what does the word mean?

What is quadratics?

A mildly long but sensible and useful equation. Typically used for solving for the two, one, or zero real values of X in a quadratic equation.

"I used the quadratic formula to find the X intercepts of this parabola!"

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Quadratics - what is it?

A handy formula easily memorized by repetition. It is used in many instances, such as trying to find the roots of an equation, or solving an equation that will not factor with integers.

To solve using the Quadratic Formula:

In any equation

ax^2+bx+c,

The roots can be found by substituting into:

-b(+,-)sqrt(b^2-4ac)/2a

OR

Negative "B" plus or minus the square root of "B" squared minus 4(a)(c), all divided by 2(a).

To solve using the Quadratic Formula:

In any equation

ax^2+bx+c,

The roots can be found by substituting into:

-b(+,-)sqrt(b^2-4ac)/2a

OR

Negative "B" plus or minus the square root of "B" squared minus 4(a)(c), all divided by 2(a).


EX:

Hm..

10x^2+13X-5

-13(+,-)sqrt(169+200)/20
>_>
In other words, by substituting the numbers in, you get 13(+,-)sqrt(369)/20.

As you may or may not have guessed, this gives you a very nasty number, which should be approximated and rounded to the nearest thousandth.

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What does "quadratics" mean?

The strategic placement of 2 penises to where it appears that one is the square root of the other.

Monica: Luda, you can't quadratic peinor my dad.

Ludacris: Why?

Monica: He's your uncle!!

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Quadratics - what does it mean?

The best method of solving a quadratic. When your equation is in the standard form of ax² + bx + c = 0, x = (-b ± √b² - 4ac) / 2a. It is far superior to both factoring and completing the square. The equation may look difficult, but all you have to do is plug in the coefficients and simplify!

A: I had to use the quadratic formula to solve that tricky problem.
B: Why didn't you just do that in the first place?

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Quadratics - meaning

x = -b plus or minus the square root of (b^2 - 4ac) all divided by 2a. Used for quadratic equations where you can't factor. the equation is ax^2 + bx + c.

Fuck the quadratic equation I have a graphing calculator.

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Quadratics - definition

The SchrΓΆdinger's Cat of equations. Nobody really knows what it is or what it means. The easiest way to commit an algebraic atrocity.

What the hell is a quasi quadratic?

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Quadratics - slang

the neatest thing in math ever !!!! you see by using quadratics to solve equations, your avoiding the guess and check method!!!! quadratics are set to zero and have two answers!!!!

Next year, on the regents, make sure you use some quadratics in word probelms, so that you can avoid the guess and check method, WHICH IS STINKY!!!!!

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Quadratics

really fucking stupid

"Awww shit i gotta get up and do my quadratics homework noooooo"

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Quadratics

To divide something into four equal parts.

That nigga quadratized his hard earned $1000 among his 4 kids, and gave each one $250.

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Quadratics

Simply the most useless maths topic ever. i dont think ill ever be at the shops, looking to buy $2 of bananas and for some reason need to calculate where the bloody parabola is meant to go on the x and y axis. useless. id rather stick my nuts under

Teacher: Okay guys, time to continue on with your quadratics work from yesterday.
Me: fuck off u old wrinkly cunt.

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