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What is pulled a Matt?
Pulling a matt is when your just born a fucking pussy amd always make up excuses to not do things, or just slack off and always be on there phone.
Person 1: wow that guys been on his phone all morning and hasn't done any work!
Person 2: wow ya he has been, must be pulling a matt!
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Pulled a Matt - what is it?
Pulling a Matt is when you always make excuses up to no do things, or just slack off at work and just dick around on your phone, and just being an over all pussy.
Person 1: jeez that guys been on his phone slacking off all morning!
Person 2: ya he has been, must be pulling a matt.
What does "pulled a Matt" mean?
To say something that is very dumb usually something to do with a teacher
Mrs.Manwaring- I wish I had a house closer to the school, I think Ill just stay with one of you guys
Matt: You can stay in my room Mrs.Manwaring..... I mean uhhh
Pj: Take it easy Matt
Mrs.Manwaring: Matt,I think you should go get a drink of water
Pulled a Matt - what does it mean?
Acting or behaving wilding inappropriately enough in a sexual manner towards colleagues at your place of employment to warrant a swift and unexpected termination.
Denise: “That guy Jared in accounting has grabbed my ass as he walked passed me in the elevator two days in a row now so I finally told my boss.
Marie: “Yeah he was known for pulling a matt lauer at the Boston Office too, about time someone reported him.”
Pulled a Matt - meaning
To get really drunk and then start having sex with a girl, and then pass out while in the act of having sex with said girl and roll onto the floor and consequently have all your friends make fun of you.
I got so drunk last night, and I think I remember hooking up with some girl but I think I pulled a Matt because I woke up naked, facedown on the floor.
Pulled a Matt - definition
A sexual act in which two black males place three hot dogs in an ice cube tray (two residing on one half of the tray and one on the other) after which a gallon of apple juice is poured and frozen.
Then the the two frozen hot dogs are stuck into a womans vagina, and the one frozen hot dog is inserted into the womans ass (which when done correctly should allow her to cum apple juice) after which the two men allow the woman to suck them off.
Girl 1: Why are you so tired today
Girl 2: Matt & and his friend kept me up all night they were "Pulling A Matt Lopez ;-)"
Pulled a Matt - slang
When you get fucked up at a party, usually high and intoxicated otherwise known as crossfading then afterwards when you pass out you piss and shit your own bed for your mom to see.
"On the night of winter ball justin was seen pulling a matt, what an idiot!"
Pulled a Matt
Pulling a Matt is when you are the creepy one in the group. Generally stay in the corner of any room and maintain eye contact at inappropriate times. Commonly referred to as “doing the face”.
Look at that creepy guy in the corner, he’s pulling a Matt and doing the face!
Pulled a Matt
a young mexican man eating a taco out of another man's ass.
Matt cast was pulling a matt when he ate a taco out of someone's ass.
Oh wow you gay Mexican the only time you come around is when there is tacos
Pulled a Matt
"Pulling a Matt" means reading off of a poster, sign, photo collage, billboard, back of a car, or any other means of signage or media et al, as you attempt to pretend that you know about the subject you are discussing.
AJ: Hey Minags, look at that twin turbo dual valve 3000 GT special XT edition.
Minags: Oh shut up AJ, you're just reading off the back of the car. Stop Pulling a Matt