What is puds?

a desert given to kids who eat their meat

eat your meat! how can you have any pudding if you dont eat your meat?!

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Puds - what is it?

Pud-ding (n, adj.)
1. A type of ass that is very rare. Many women have fine asses, but not the Pudding. It is a firm meatiness that inspires mouths to water, while also having been recorded as a catalyst of war.

The structure defies the force of gravity. Said meatiness of the cheeks will jiggle slightly; yet spring back into place quickly, due to the strength and firmness of which is usually attributed to extreme fitness and/or genetic exceptionalism*. One is tempted to play with the ass and prove its frailty, yet it mocks and stands strong within its magnificent integrity. Hands die a slow death and a mind cries out with hopes of caressing the pudding.

Similar qualities in the upper thighs and lower belly arching, contribute strongly in the overall success. It is often referred to as a heart-shaped ass or the Teardrop Effect.

2. The Holy Grail of ass. A deity of yummy lusting after.

3. Not to be confused with Phat or the sloppy presence of an ordinary and overly meaty ass.

*This “spring-jiggle” creates a more natural appearance and feel, as opposed to a rigid and sculpted result that is found in bodybuilders. Their intake of healthy fats is absent and therefore the suppleness is lost.

“My God, that girl is total pudding,” I said, shaking my head in disbelief.
“It’s so unfair,” Jay added.
Word origin: J. Bango—“Dorm Tramps: The Brandy Files.”

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What does "puds" mean?

Yelling PUDDING is very good way of distracting a nurse at a mental hospital when you are in a tricky situation.

#DeanWinchester in #Supernatural pulles his pants down, arms up and yelles PUDDING, while flapping his penis around. Since he and his brother was undercover in a mental hospital, this was quite normal so the nurse didn't quiestion why they were in the mortuary.
And after that we all learned that crazy works.

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