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What is postulate?
The Will Ferrell Postulate. There is a tight correlation between the number of times someone has seen a Will Ferrel movie and whether they like said movie. For example, a person who has seen Anchorman once, will most likely say they think it is the worst movie ever made. However, someone who has watched Anchorman more than once will likely say it was hilarious. You can prove this postulate to yourself with a simple experiment: find a friend who is a "Saw it once, Hate it."-type regarding a Will Ferrell movie, and ask them to watch it with you. You will witness them laughing at many points throughout the film. At the end of the film, do not ask them if they liked it, because at this point there is a period of confusion stemming from the fact that your friend knew very well that he or she hated the movie before watching it a second time, but this time he or she actually enjoyed it. It is a strange occurrence that your friend needs time to process mentally. Weeks later, do not ask your friend if he or she liked the movie directly, as people do not like to go back on their previous decisions and beliefs. Instead, address the issue by randomly quoting your friend's new favorite Will Ferrell movie. Not surprisingly, your friend will chuckle, and perhaps even follow up with another quote, thus revealing their fondness of the once hated Will Ferrell movie.
You can use the Will Ferrell Postulate to amaze your friends with a mind-reading trick. Ask your friend if he or she likes a certain Will Ferrell movie. If they say, "Yes," confidently tell them that they have seen that movie more than once. If they say, "No," confidently tell them that they have seen that movie only once.
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Postulate - what is it?
When forced to choose between either a male or female to have with on a stranded island, it is best to choose a female because you can eat a female without killing her.
Ay yo, I'm about to be stranded on an island, can you help choose some one to bring with so I can cannibalize them at some point.
Well acccording to the postulate of the sexes you should choose a female so you can eat her without killing her.
What does "postulate" mean?
Referring to the famous Ronald Reagan philosophy: "Drunk cigs don't count."
This cigarette doesn't count due to the Reagan Postulate.
Postulate - what does it mean?
As the wingnuttiness of a crowd increases, the likelihood that they will be unintentionally homoerotic increases exponentially.
You: Hey, why are all those anti-tax nutjobs talking about teabagging? I didn't know that they like getting their balls sucked.
Me: They don't, they just happened to choose a gay sex act as the name of their movement.
You: Oh, I guess that's just the Hindrocket Postulate at work.
Postulate - meaning
A posh way to dismiss an idea one finds stupid or worthless.
Jim: Yo Bill can I borrow 5 bucks?
Bill: HA! The mere postulation!
Postulate - definition
A postulate that can be used to conclude anything without any counter-arguments to object it.
It defies Newton's Laws, objects Chuck Norris, and is Bruce Lee's secret weapon.
"If I have 5 apples and eat 2 apples, how much apples do I have?"
"You have 9 apples"
"No...how do you get 9 apples?"
"Zoeb's Postulate"
Postulate - slang
There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.
Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).
Postulate
To postulate means, but is not limited to, the following:
-An Orgasm
-Masturbating
-Jizzying
-Cumming
-Basically anything sexual that has to do with the excretion of juices.
Wow dude I just postulated so hard. I Postulated so hard last night. Oh this picture will really help me with Postulation.
Postulate
The act of theorizing some incredulous idea, specifically one that is being spoken to other members of the conversation that are sitting in another room (hearing the same theory from whatever television show is on).
Person 1:What he say!
Person 2: Dr. House said "When did you come across this new information?"(in reference to one doctor saying that Foreman was black unlike the white patient with the same disease)
Person 1: Because Foreman's African the disease will spread different than in the white guy I bet.
Person 2: That's what they just said!
Person 1: Well, that's what I was postulizing would happen.
Postulate
A scientific word meaning to "pull from one's ass." In the below sentence, this means that one or more scientists pulled that fact out of their asses. Whether or not they pulled your mom from one or more of their asses is left open to question. She may still be in there.
Scientists postulate that your mom has been fucked over two billion times in human history.