What is porridge gun?

a penis, so called as it 1) requires a back and forth action that resmebles that of a pump action shotgun 2) for some semen looks like porridge? 3) it shoots it everywhere like a gun

he has a massive pump action porridge gun, hes slung like a horse

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porridge gun - video

Porridge gun - what is it?

A chap's love length - particularly relevant when close to ejaculation...

"You know Mark - he's partial to a squat on the blue veined porridge gun"

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What does "porridge gun" mean?

Male erection... fully loaded.

is that a bowl of lucky charms in your pocket or is that a porridge gun???!

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