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What is poo butter?
A Non-Quitter, or a stubborn person who last more then a week. These persons cannot win elections.
That one guy quit so they got a Reecie Poo Peanut Butter Cups to replace him
poo butter - video
Poo butter - what is it?
When, upon arrival onto a Brontosaur's saddle comes many people who have or are currently pooping or have poop butts. This now creates the Poo Butter Paradox, also known as the Poo Butter's Platform.
Man 1: "woah this is crazsysr"
Man 2: " yeah man this is what its like on the Poo Butter's Platform"
What does "poo butter" mean?
Excrement, but this kind is usually more of a liquid than your average deuce.
"I just blasted a deuce, and got poo poo butter all up on my air force ones."
Poo butter - what does it mean?
Poo Butter is the nasty gelatinous fluid that forms under the folds of a fat ladies titties on an extremely hot day. The sweat runs down and collects in the dark cooler folds of skin and congeals into a texture similar to cooled bacon grease thereby becoming poo butter.
Mabel, make sure you lift up both titties and wash all the poo butter out from underneath them
Poo butter - meaning
Poo Butter is one of the ultimate paybacks to your mortal enemy, or failing that, a superbly disgusting prank that will make you the most outcast, hated human being on your friends' lists.
Simply sneak into your victims kitchen and take a tub of butter or margarine from the fridge. Take the tub and place it in the microwave for 1 - 2 minutes to reduce the butter/marg into a liquid.
Pour this liquid in to an empty receptacle, such as a bowl or glass, and put it to the side.
Now, take the empty butter/marg container and defecate into it. Once this filthy task is complete, pour the liquid butter/marg on top of your defecation, replace the lid, then place the butter/marg back in to the fridge.
Soon, the butter/marg will re-solidify, completely hiding the deathly secret you have laid withing. Your hapless victim will start using the butter, until one day, as the level recedes, they start scraping a peculiar substance out of the tub that is definately not butter. Cruel isn't it?
Poo butter is a suggested tactic for situations such as:
- Domestic Arguments
- Fights with siblings
- Hated co-workers
- Nasty neighbours