What is podge?

Podge you say some jive latin

podge - meme gif

To open Champagne bottles in an awsome manner

Gather round family, hes gonna podge that champers! Someone get the camera.

go away podge, we don't want to be your friend

(n.) Fat gained by husbands in sympathy with their pregnant wives. See also SQUODGE.

"Naw, that's not a beer belly. It's podge."

The little girl has a podge.

someone relating to or is a homosexual. Shows homosexual tendencies towards others of the same gender

That guy is such a podge, look he's checking out that guy

Come's from the Geek Legend "Podgimus Maximus" Hense the word "Podge" meaning legend, cool, basically a Idol for normal people

Gee Dave, i wish i was as cool as "Podge"
Can i have yor autograph "Podge"

podge is a synonym for "fat" as in blubber, NOT ph fat

richard has a lot of podge on his stomach

An object used for packing dope into a joint, i.e. bit of wire, toothpick or (ideally) the removable bit of a clipper lighter.

Has anyone got something I can use as a podge for this spliff?

This doobie isn't packed tight enough, you need to podge down the ganja.

Derived from the phrase 'you chubby thing'

"Your putting on some podge there"
"You're looking podgy"
"She is cute and podgy"