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What is poaches?
Verb.
The act of waiting until someone pulls out of a good parking spot near the store or destination, then taking their spot as soon as they pull out; thus eliminating other people's chances to take that spot. Mostly takes place when you notice a car about to leave. Very useful in places such as malls and department stores.
Passenger: "Hey, do you see any spots open near WalMart?"
Driver: "No, but there's someone with their tail-lights on, let's poach their spot."
Passenger: "Epic!"
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Poaches - what is it?
To take a coworker's lunch from the communal refrigerator.
That little shit-weasel Raymond better not poach my fucking tuna sandwich again.
What does "poaches" mean?
Doing something you shouldn't do i.e. stealing--- comes from a snowboarding term to go somewhere roped off that you aren't supposed to go into.
I'm poaching my sister's Netflix.
Poaches - what does it mean?
Hiking off trail to ski "illegal" or forbidden terrain, or just skiing on closed trails.
"Lets go poach that ledge"
"I got busted poaching so they suspended my season pass."
Poaches - meaning
Where, within a commission sales environment, a commission sales person steps into a sale OR takes the sale from a non-commission paid employee, thus recieving all commission credit from the sale.
"Will Doo, i'm poaching the deal on that fuck'n big screen you assclown! Oh, by the way, what's your sister doing this weekend?"
Poaches - definition
Don poached my girl, so now they're going out and I'm single.
Poaches - slang
To go after other women, while currently in a relationship. i.e. hunting out of season
He was down at the bar poaching again....
Poaches
When a man is stalked and picked up by a woman.
Friend: how did you guys meet?
She: I saw him walking down the street and found him interesting so I followed him. Then I poached him!
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Poach/ing/in'
To flirt or hit on someone.
Yo, lets hit up the pool for some cheeky late night poachin'!
Poaches
To hire a worker away from a competitor
Wow, ABC research firm just poached our best programmer.