What is piz?

An alcoholic drink made of lemonade flavored crystal light, vodka and water

This piz is gonna get me fucked up tonight

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A drawn out form of the word "pimp."
Popular among mice and men. The lowest "krakka" and use it and the highest ranking "ghetto-masta" can use it.

I iz be Piz to tha Imp now, foo'.

The out the trash you piz wat (Good for nothing) brat!

Some word that a retard in P.E made up. It means pooping, farting and peeing at the same time.

Person 1: "I need to piz"
Person 2: "I dun care"

To go forth and obtain/consume pizza.

"Yo, you wanna piz out?"
"I'd love to hang around and chat, but I've gotta piz."
"I was going to piz, but then I had to take a phone call."

Chris is a piz.

C'mon, man, pass the fuckin piz before we pass the fuck out over here!

Yo man, we needa be smokin that piz!