A situation in which you cannot decide whether to pee or hold it in until the next opportunity arises. Usually at the time when the urge isn't that bad.

Hmmm, to pee or not to pee... I'll hold it in until we get home, these reststop bathrooms are gross.

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Pee on it - slang

The pee pee is a beautiful aspect of the universe that has incredible, unrecognized talent. There are many misconceptions that the pee pee is simply a stick that only serves the purpose of deposing of liquid waste within the body, when in reality, it is so much more. It conveys a very beautiful message that is beyond human understanding. Something that is yet to be discovered by man. It has been loosly predicted that in at least 200,000 years, after humans have further evolved that we will finally understand the true meaning behind this majestic piece of evolutionary art we call "the pee pee. "

A fricctard: Woah, pee pees are stupid haha fricc you pee pee head

Intellectual: well, might I remind you that pee pees in fact are one of the most important factors to human existence. We are dependant on the pee pees unmeasurable power, and we own them every ounce of respect within our bodies.

Fricctard: What the actual hell.

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Pee on it

make sure you pee, everywhere,on yourself, and on the person you are laughing with.pee on the objects that are funny too.

make sure you bring extra undies everywhere because a peable moment may arise. (in fact they most often do)

"oo joswa that joke was peeeeee"
"natwa, i peed on that women"
"pee on it tesswa"
"ericwa, i pee on you"
"oh my god shanswa. peeeeee"

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Pee on it

To copyright, trademark or otherwise reserve rights to one's creative work.

Amber wrote some creative ad copy but forgot to pee on it. Now some biach barbie in marketing is passing it off as her work. Wtf was she thinking?

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Pee on it

"oo joswa that joke was peeeeee"
"natwa, i peed on that women"
"pee on it tesswa"
"ericwa, i pee on you"
"oh my god shanswa. peeeeee"

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