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What is paranoias?A condition you get when playing Team Fortress 2 too much because the enemy team always had a spy or two. Xenonox: I think African Jezus is still around here somewhere. paranoias - meme gifparanoias - videoParanoias - what is it?The condition of someone being frantically suspicious/cautious or intensely emo and shut-in. Pirate nerd in a dark hallway: "It's just a bunch of ninjas... it's just a bunch of ninjas!!! Goddamn sneaky bastards!!!" What does "paranoias" mean?You definately have this if you think 4 foot mexicans are surrounding your house with machine guns. Guy 1: There are mexicans surrounding my house! Paranoias - what does it mean?A disease that afflicts me and made me think for 3 years of my life that my left leg was longer than my right leg. Every time my phone rings I think it is the FBI. And every time my doorbell rings I think it is a giant purple dinosaurs that eats children. Person: "William, why are you in the fetal position under your bed?" Paranoias - meaningSomewhat common personality disorder. Symptoms include not trusting people, holding grudges with ease, and taking jokes much too seriously. That guy over there keeps looking over his shoulder. He obviously suffers from paranoia. Paranoias - definitionWhen you do something naughty about 1-7 meters away from a teacher, depending on the circumstance, and you have no idea if they saw/heard you. Itβs like paranoid schizophrenia on crack. You want to turn around and see if they saw. But you canβt. You're just stuck there, frozen. Your mates are telling you "sir is behind you!" and youβre just thinking about the punishment from this. You think about all your life choices leading up to this very situation. Then your heart sinks and you feel butterflies. Nearly fainting, you awkwardly, anonymously walk away slowly. He didnβt see you. You know he didnβt. But we do this anyway. Jamal: fuck Paranoias - slangPretending to wash your hands when nobody else is even in the men's room. ParanoiasYou feel everyone is watching you and constantly passing judgment on you because you make the same mistakes anyone else does, but its somehow different with you because youre just the tiniest bit wierd, and you think everyone knows about you and talks about you and knows you know just because they feed off of your frustration....like that retard dude in the SUV who is looking as you walk down the street at you wierd because its fun to see you get mad...in other words, youre really paranoid and you dont know it, and so you act wierd, which makes everyone notice you. Sucks. 1st dude: Hello(*as you pass by*) ParanoiasBelieving that everyone is out to get you. Although it is true that everyone IS out to get you, such as the government and stalkers. ParanoiasNo chance I'm gonna give a definition.. What if someone's watching? :o I must be paranoid, I keep looking over my back for th.. AAAAHHHH!!!!!! |
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