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What is palimony?
A monthly bribe dat you hafta pay a shamelessly-opportunistic techno-geek for him to let you use his special universal-playback VCR to watch your UK-formatted VHS videotapes.
I always make standard NTSC-formatted DVD copies of foreign-encoded videotapes so that I can keep my PALimony payments to a minimum.
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Palimony - what is it?
An allowance for support made under court order and given usually by one person to his or her former lover or live-in companion after they have separated. You don't need a ring on your finger to get half ladies.
If he liked it then he should have put a ring on it but, he didn't. Now I'm suing his ass for palimony.