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What is ozil?
Mesut Ozil (aka better than Zidane) is simply the greatest midfielder ever to grace the football pitch. Ozil can see things on the pitch other players can't. A brilliant player with vision for the assists. (If you're single then Ozil can find you a girlfriend) He plays for the greatest and most glorious club in London called Arsenal F.C and Arsenal fans love him but most rival fans hate him because they are so fucking deluded and also because deep down they know how good Mesut Ozil actually is and they can't have him at their club so they are just jealous.
Guy1: Mate have you seen Arsenal won 3-0 against Manchester United today?
Guy2: Yeah lad, and Mesut Ozil scored a beautiful goal with two assists, a superb performance from him.
Deluded Rival Fan: He is still a flop, Mata is better!
Guy1, Guy2: And you are a virgin you fucking nonce!
Deluded Rival Fan: *Thinking* Holy shit! how do they know that?
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Ozil - what is it?
German verb meaning to shit ones pants as a result of drugs.
That homeless guy on the subway stinks, I'm pretty sure he Oziled.
I'm going to Ozil if I don't get to the bathroom.
What does "ozil" mean?
It has been traditionally done by Mesut Ozil before games. You have to spit gum out and do a kick up and get the gum back in to your mouth
Myles: Hey Zak , watch this(spits gum out does two kick ups and eats it again)
Zak: Thats mad, you just didthe ozil.
Ozil - what does it mean?
(Noun/Adjective) A man who gets the job done - by any means necessary, often with ruthless German efficiency
Guy 1: Did he close the deal?
Guy 2: Of course, that guy is Ozil
Ozil - meaning
Ozil (verb) ; to help,assist someone to do something.
Oziliation (noun)
Please, I need your oziliation.
Kindly ozil me please?
Can somebody Ozil Man U to get a good coach?