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What is otitis?
Inflammation (swelling) of the inner ear after phone sex with a diseased hooker of skank. Often resulting in 3-5 days after a phone sex encounter. A form of std, but contracted over the phone.
Man I called that 1-900 number a few days ago and got some nasty hooker on the phone, now my ear is sore and having discharge. I got Otitis Phonia fo sho dog!
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Otitis - what is it?
Otitis externa (AKA 'swimmer's ear') is an inflammation of the outer ear and ear canal. The symptom is PAINNN |:
"Mike has otitis externa. He tried using earplugs but they broke in half."
What does "otitis" mean?
The disease which is communicable by posting several times in the "Off Topic" forums.May cause:Severe Diarrhea,Brain Cell Loss,Anal leakage,stool blackening,rectal crackling,and by severe diarrhea I mean SEVERE like shitting yourself constantly.
Im sorry ma'am hes got the OTitis.He'll be shitting himself within the hour.
Otitis - what does it mean?
Inflammation of the ear caused by the germ streptococcus pneumoniae, a.k.a. the one that causes pneumonia
Doctor: The reason why you can't hear is because you have otitis.
Patient: What?
Doctor: GODDAMNIT!! I said you have otitis!
Patient: What?
Doctor: If you say what one more time, I'll kill you
Patient: What?