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What is blackening?

Added permanently to the menu of all locations in and around the Gulf of Mexico through the remainder of the decade. Maybe longer.

Waitress (motioning toward the live catch display tank): "In there? Why, that's our own blackened shrimp - caught local and delivered 'fresh for these waters' just this morning. Now, how would you like that prepared? Original UK recipe or Cajun Style?"

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Blackening - what is it?

To get moody and sullen over something stupid. Usually followed by spontaneous lecturing on boring topics.

Q: Did the mood in the room just change?
A: Yes, such is the power of Blackening.

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What does "blackening" mean?

The process of introducing white women to black culture. Can include: Style, language, thought process and physical acts.

Becky asks: "Tyrone, what does Crank that Superman mean?"
Tyrone replies "I'll tell you in the morning"

(Next Morning)

Becky wakes up and gets out of bed, but notices the bed sheet is stuck to her back. "Tyrone WTF!!"
Tyrone screams "Supaman hooooooo"

Once again, Becky has been taught a valuable lesson within the Blackenization process

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Blackening - what does it mean?

Like third wave feminism, but only for black women.

Blackenism is the feminism that racist black women have been waiting for for years

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Blackening - meaning

The process of white people leaving an urban area for the suburbs leaving a black plurality. The process can only be complete when African-Americans hold the positions of power such as Mayor and police chief.

When Kip Holden was elected mayor the blackenization of Baton Rouge was completed.

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Blackening - definition

what you call a white girl after she has had sex with a black man

hillary has been blacken, leroy fcuk her the other night

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Blackening - slang

The lesser known part of judgement day where everyone goes into a stealing and murdering rampage

Moses: and on the final day there will be the blackening, where all will be killed, raped and lost.
Person: hasn't the blackening spread across Africa then?
Moses: of those we do not speak

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Blackening

Opening song on Metallica's 1988 album, "...And Justice For All." Written about destruction of the world by nuclear war, it features an awesome solo by guitarist Kirk Hammett

Blackened is the end

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Blackening

A song performed by Metallica, best known for being on the album "...And Justice for All". The drum part to this song is so intense that any mortal man, other than Lars Ulrich himself, who plays this song during a jam session will notice that his or her legs fell off halfway through the song. the guitar part require 3 hands to play

Yoko: What's with the wheelchair and leg injuries?
Douche-fag: What legs? I tried playing "Blackened" by Metallica and my legs fell off.

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Blackening

A thrash metal masterpiece by Metallica from the album "...And Justice for All". The lyrics are about the consequences of a nuclear war (nuclear winter, thus Blackened.)

It's interesting to note that James Hetfield plays this with downstrokes only... requiring intense stamina to play this and MoP live in the same night.

Metallica opened up with Blackened last night... crazy song!

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