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What is oscar the grouch?
Oscar the Grouch, commonly remembered on Sesame Street, was a green fuzzy little man that lived in a trash can. The truth about this man is hard to comprehend.Oscar "The Grouch" Mantoothe III, was actually a pleasent young man that grew up in London, England. As a youngster he lost his Father (the II) to an outbreak of the plauge, commonly known as the "Black Death". After losing his beloved father, Mantoothe (being the only male in his family) had to work day and night from the time he was 12 to the time he was 22. Mantoothe kept working (his job was but that of a mere fisherman) until he eventullay caught a gigantic sword fish that no one had ever seen before and sold it to the highest bidder. Soon after he quit working and found a woman trying to settle down.
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oscar the grouch - video
Oscar the grouch - what is it?
(ADJ.) desribing someone who is cranky or upset. They are acting like they slept in a garbage can all night
Kristina was acting like an oscar the grouch when she said hi this morning.
What does "oscar the grouch" mean?
A homeless puppet that is always having a nicotine withdrawal.
Kid: Why are you so mean, Oscar?
Oscar the Grouch: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!
Oscar the grouch - what does it mean?
The coolest Sesame Street character because he has an attitude problem.
Oscar the Grouch: Get the fuck away from mah trashcan befo' I bust a cap in yo' ass!
Oscar the grouch - meaning
n. the unconcious girl who just woke up and realizes you are fucking her
I found this girl on the street, and things were going well for a while, but damn she went Oscar the Grouch on me. So I shoved her ass in a trashcan.
Oscar the grouch - definition
The poorest motherfucker on Sesame Street and ain't nobody helpin' him.
Man: Oscar you are so mean.
Kid: Yeah Oscar you're a grouch
Oscar: I LIVE IN A FUCKIN' TRASH CAN BITCH
Oscar the grouch - slang
v. To hide in a trashcan, wait for a female to walk by, pop out and pull her in with you, and have intercourse amongst the refuse. Prior acquaintance is not required.
n. One who partakes in the above act
(1) "This dumpster is disgusting!" James said. "I sure would love to pull an Oscar the Grouch in here."
(2) "Judging from the number of used condoms, I would guess a serial Oscar the Grouch lives in here."
Oscar the grouch
(n) The passed-out girl you "have you way with"
(v) The act of "having your way" with a passed-out girl
1. Damn Billy-Bob, I fucked that Oscar the Grouch who passed out in the haypile during the drunken barn dance last night. I fucked her HARD.
2. I don't know what was more wrong - giving that 7 year old girl a beer, putting a roofie in it, or Oscar the Grouching her afterwards.
Oscar the grouch
After you are done bangin' an intoxicated booty call, you get up out of bed, throw the bitch over your shoulder, and toss him/her into a trash can/dumpster where they belong.
Damn, I gave her two minutes to get clothed, then I had to Oscar the Grouch that bitch!
Oscar the grouch
Possibly the most loved of alllllllll Sesame Street Characters. He lives in a trash can and even injects straight heroin into his arms that he gets from his supplier, commonly called "Big Bird". He is so grouchy for a number of reasons.
"Hey you got the stuffs Big Bird?"
Not for you you cheap ass.
"Why not? You can't cut the cord so fast! Give me it!"
*"Big Bird" pulls out .45, shoots Grouch in head*