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What is one two punch?A really quick masturbation session, less then one minute. Normally performed in haste in someone else's house while pretendig to use the bathroom. Not to be confused with the "One Ham Slam" that can occur with just one, quick and almost violent pull of the male penis to reach ejaculation. He only looks happy because he just pulled off the one, two monkey punch in the mall bathroom after seeing your hot Mom. one two punch - videoOne two punch - what is it?A simple alcoholic cocktail made from roughly 50:50 proportions of carbonated soft drink and cheap cask wine (otherwise known as goon). Typically this is done to mitigate the taste of the wine. Christ, this goon's rough. Bloody get some of that Sprite or whatever shit the kids are drinking and lets mix up some one-two punch. What does "one two punch" mean?When you're doing your girl from behind doggy style and without warning you pull out and stick it in her ass. I gave my girl the one-two punch last night One two punch - what does it mean?The act of urinating (One) in an asshole (Two) and then punching (Punch) the young lady's stomach so that she "releases" the urine. Mom, John gave me a One Two Punch last night, like the one you used to get from dad. One two punch - meaningA deadly combination of sexual prowess that invloves the combination of two destructive skills. These include the Zombie Mask and the Snowball. Proper use of this technique results in one pissed off bitch. Not only have her eyes have been glued together with semen, but now, to add insult to injury, her nose is broken. Doctor: What the fuck happened to you, Sara? One two punch - definitionA catastrophic and vile risk one runs when engaging in anal sex with an inexperienced pair of cheeks. Whether urban legend or unfortunate reality, the scene is set when (for the purposes of illustration we shall assume a man and a woman) a dude finally gets his payoff after months of coaxing his girlfriend into letting him ride the hershey highway. He does everything right - the candles, the Barry White, plenty of lube and love... little does he know that individuals unused to getting shot from behind or suffering loose bowels may (... you see where this is going ...) explosively evacuate. One punch is thrown. The dude then looks down at the genital arena, is overcome with a wave of nausea and repulsion, and proceeds to hurl all over his lover's back. Punch two! Cleanup is rarely a simple matter. Maintaining the relationship, even less so. "Dude, I heard he got treated to the one-two punch last night!" One two punch - slangWhen you bring a girl home and (1) lose your erection, then (2) ejaculate prematurely "I got pretty drunk, then took her home and gave her the ol' one-two punch" |
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