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What is on a helicopter?
This is when a man or woman sticks their ass as far up unto the air as possible. Then a second guy proceeds to insert his massive shlong into the ass of the first person. The person on top tries to stay as horizontal as possible while using their arms to spin themself around like a helicopter blade.
Guy 1: Hey want to Helicopter on me?
Guy 2: No dude that's gay
Guy 1: Want to play Soggy biscuit instead?
Guy 2: Yeah, sure man!
on a helicopter - video
On a helicopter - what is it?
The helicopter is a very difficult (and awkward, don't forget awkward) but fulfilling sexual position. It is performed by the man who, while fully erect and inside the woman (... or whatever.), proceeds to turn his entire body in a circle around the woman. All the while turning his penis inside the woman's vagina (... or whatever.).
J.R.- The tricky part is making sure your member doesn't 'pop' out while you're doing this. ... And to keep from laughing. Otherwise its great.
What does "on a helicopter" mean?
when a man takes off his clothes and begins thrusting his hips in such a way that his member begins to "swing" in circles like that of helicopter blades.
"I thought it would really turn her on if I were to do the helicopter, but it only resulted in alot of laughing on her part."
On a helicopter - what does it mean?
Sexual act with the female on top. The female does a split and inserts lubed penis into vagina. The male then grabs hold of the female's legs and spins her around rapidly, similar to that of a helicopter's blades.
Has a high failure rate, roughly 100%. Failure results in Female either falling over or vomiting, and Male losing penis.
Theoretically, a successful helicopter, if done fast enough, could generate lift for the female for about 2 seconds. There have been 3 reported cases of success, but they were all in Japan so you never know.
Dude 1: Yo d00d my girlfriend and I totally did the helicopter last night!
Dude 2: No you did not.
Dude 1: You're right. Sad face.
On a helicopter - meaning
To be grabbed by your dick and slung around in a helicopter motion.
Heidi helicoptered me last night, I thought my dick was gonna get ripped off.
On a helicopter - definition
It’s a fucking vehicle. SHUT UP WITH THE SEXUAL DEFINITION
Me: *types up “helicopter on urban dictionary”
Urban Dictionary: wHen y0u tWirL y0 diCk iN a CiRcle In frOnt of yoUr
Me: SHUT UP WITH THE SEXUAL DEFINITIONS! GOD!
On a helicopter - slang
When you swing your penis around in a circle and make the noise of a helicopter.
I helicoptered right in front of your mom.
On a helicopter
The act of spinning ones dick around in a circular fashion, helicopter noises are optional and can enhance the experience
One time I was helicoptering in the shower and my dick slapped me in the nuts.
On a helicopter
The Helicopter is a sex position that is extremely difficult to complete. A man with an erect penis must lay on a flat surface and a woman gets on top and inserts the erect penis in her vagina. The woman then must do a full split creating two 90 degree angles with her legs and body. The woman then must grab hold of a ceiling fan, or something similar, and have the ceiling fan spin her around on the man's penis. The helicopter has only been successfully completed 2 times on record. Once in Soviet Russia by a man named Mishovia Donkavist and a woman named Fitsa Removv. The second was completed by yours truly, bad_cactus, and a Donald Trump sex doll which I had to duct tape to the ceiling fan. Most attempts on record usually wind up dislocating the man's penis, or even worse, snapping it off completely.
Man: Babe, I want to try something crazy tonight
Woman: What is it?
Man: Let's try The Helicopter!
Woman: Are you sure!? Don't you know the risks?!
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