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What is off light?
Someone who needs to touch some grass.
Person: hey did you see that Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)
Other person: yeah they should go outside and go for a walk
off light - video
Off light - what is it?
the stan twitter reaction, "turn the lights off" means to tell someone to go to sleep. it is used when someone does/say something embarrassing or undefendable.
person 1 : taylor swift is better than beyoncé
person 2 : babe turn the lights off cause what..
What does "off light" mean?
This is a common cult phrase typically used between 79 series landcruiser owners. It translates to "I've had a few beers, and I once sucked off a bloke for $20...can you spare me $20"
While at a 79 series event. All of the 79 series owners stood around in a circle. The guy with the biggest 4 wheeled mortgage says, "I can chop a maloo off the lights". All the 79 series owners line up at the overpriced fuck hut and exchange $20s to suck each other's dicks.
Off light - what does it mean?
(verbal phrase) - having sex, particularly with a flexible partner.
Boss - So what'd you do last night?
Worker - I was hanging out with my girlfriend.
B - Were you doing yoga with the lights off?
W - I don't feel comfortable talking about that with you at work.
B - Why not?
W - Cause you're my boss.
B - C'mon. We're friends.
W - No we're not. We never hang out outside of work.
B - Fine, tell me if you were doing yoga with the lights off with your girlfriend last night or i'll fire you.
W - What!? You're seriously playing that card right now?
B - I'm seriously playing that card right now.
W -Fine...yes, we did yoga with the lights off.
B - Nice...wanna draw it?
Off light - meaning
A girl that isnt exactly all that butterface but you would still hit it cuz she has a nice lookin body
Guy 1: Angie got that ass goin
Guy 2: yea but she has that big ass nose
Guy 1: ....id hit with the lights off
Off light - definition
A baby, one of whom's parents is so ugly, which required conception to occur in a darkened room.
Good god, check out that woman at the swingset with her Lights Off Baby.
Off light - slang
1. "In possession of a such a great personality that not being distracted by your beauty makes you even more beautiful."
2. "Ugly, but really good at sex in the dark."
3. "I hope you don't mind but I have a hangup about having sex with the lights on. Can I turn out the lights so I can fantasize that you're a different girl?"
4. "I really don't care how you look right now. Let's do it."
Girl, don't take this the wrong way, but you look better with the lights off...
Off light
A flashlight with an internal magnet and coil; marketed as a light without batteries to go dead. Performs poorly and requires a vigorous whacking off motion to make the magnet generate as much light as a candle.
The batteries in my Maglite were dead so I had to use my whack off light.
Off light
Electronics used to have a light that came on when you turned on the device (mostly referring to T.V.'s). Now there's only a red light that comes on when the T.V. (or other electronic) is off. This is the off light. Electronic makers made this switch when they realized that society has become so dependent on these products that they spend more time with them on then they do with them off, so off lights actually save electricity.
Dude1: "Is there somethin' wrong with your T.V. bro?"
Dude2: "No. Why?"
Dude1: "The light's on but I don't see nuthin'."
Dude2: "That's the off light you idiot! Where have you been?"