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What is off-man?
The guy you see from time to time when you are currently seeing somebody else.
Where’s Desiree at these day’s?
Oh, she’s probably with her off-man, you know how she gets around.
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Off-man - what is it?
The ultimate of all comebacks to an insult.
Doubly effective as a comeback to a comeback to your insult.
Can be used when you're disgusted at something.
Or as an expression of surprise.
Your mother eats dog snot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!
Your father fucks chooks!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!
If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!
What does "off-man" mean?
Occurs every day of the year <3 feel free to cut off a penis!
Person: I'm going to cut off your penis
Rapist: What?!
Person: It's national cut off a man's penis day! You deserve it
Off-man - what does it mean?
Expression used to convey that the person's resources have - or will be - cut off. Originates from Paul Verhoeven's Starship Troopers in which Rico's father cuts him off for being obnoxious and dangerously care-free.
The phrase "That's it! You are cut off!" can also be used. The following are instances in which these 2 expressions can be heard:
Example #1
Stan: Why isn't the internet working? I need to finish my homework!
Martin: Maybe something's wrong with the modem.
Jennifer: Your mother just disconnected the cable!
Martin: You are cut off young man!!
Example #2
Steve: Hey John, can you lend me some money?
Mark: You're asking him again? Didn't you already owe him?
John: That's it, you are cut off!
Original Transcript from Starship Troopers. Bill Rico is Johnny's father.
Johnny Rico: I won't quit.
Mr.Bill Rico: I'm telling you, you will. You're not going back, you're going on vacation!
Johnny Rico: I'm not going on vacation! I want to be a citizen. It's my decision.
*Johnny heads toward the door.*
Mr.Bill Rico: You walk out that door you are cut off young man, understand?
*Johnny leaves.*
Mr.Bill Rico: All right! That's it! You are cut off!
Off-man - meaning
A man angerly beating his package.
"I heard Jon was a pissed off UPS man tuesday."
"Yeah... He almost ripped his dick off."
Off-man - definition
To masturbate, or to otherwise do something private and/or embarrassing.
Anthony: Steve, your a douche, why don't you just go man off in the corner.
After seeing a very attractive naked woman on the beach, Steve felt the sudden urge to man off.
Off-man - slang
A contest of virility between two men, as demonstrated in Cyborg (1989), in which both men tear off their shirts and exchange screams of rage until one can no longer handle the other’s machismo.
Watch the man-off scene in Cyborg.
Off-man
The phrase someone says after the know they can't come back to an insult that was just said to them.
Tim: "Haha, oh my god, Mike, your such a fag.
Mike: "Shut up, Tim, your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory."
Tim: "...fuck off, man..."