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What is odinism?The most amazing creature known to mankind (besides the cocoa bean... I mean seriously dude chocolate!) This creature is majestic, flowing, and absolutely terrifying at times. Wow dude, he is such an Odin! odinism - meme gifodinism - videoOdinism - what is it?a lovely person who is kind and generous. Keep this if you think this is true Hey Odin! Your cool What does "odinism" mean?A Badass Norse god dude. Has one eye because he sacrificed one to drink from the Well of Wisdom and know everything. Was impaled on his spear, Gugnir, for nine days, and was given the Futhark (Runes). He also has two ravens that sit on his shoulders and fly around looking at things and telling him about them. Odin has a 20 inch dick and ladies say it pleases them more than any other. Odinism - what does it mean?a dog that isn't even a year old and is taller than 10 year old child, will destroy technology when he has the chance and despises being held. but he is a nice pillow Odin is eating the keyboard! Odinism - meaningHe is sure to be a funny guy. Alot of girls like him! If you date an Odin then you are lucky, your gonna be really happy you said yes. Odin is a really cute guy too! More of the popular girls will ask you why you like him. Odin is very out going and silly. He is very smart. He is very caring etc. You are very lucky if you meet an Odin. Me:wow he is cute Odinism - definitionThe basic fact that Odin is a fucking bad ass and you totally want him to be your God. The dude has one eye, was impailed by his spear for 9 days, and he has fucking ravens as pets...seriously? How much more bad ass can you get? The religion is based off the sole fact of screaming loudly and epically into the sky (while shaking your fists) to Odin for whatever you want. (Usually weather realated.) Example of Odinism at work: Odinism - slangThe epitome of peak male performance. The god given athleticism, the unnatural mathematical ability, the fucking iconic, sexy, looks. He has it all. Odinβs mere existence creates a sense of reality that you will never be the best at anything, only second. His pure dominance in every single thing he does in unmatchable by any mortal, let alone scrawny math kid. Odin is swarmed with coochie and is extremely popular amongst all the milfs. Overall, Odin is a once in a lifetime type of special, and all precautions should be taken to understand you will never be able to match Odinβs swag. Weeb: OMG who is that overwhelmingly attractive guy over there with the super cool bowl cut. OdinismThe worship of the Norse God Odin; someone who is primarily dedicated to Odin. Can sometimes, but not always, be used interchangeably with Asatru and Heathen. Odinism is a polytheistic religion; even though the focus is often on Odin, other of the Aesir and Vanir are somerimes worshiped as well. It is not a Neo-Pagan or New Age religion. Odinism is an ancient indigenous religion of Northern Europe that predates more well known religions as Hinduism, Buddhism, Judaism; and Islam and Christianity who are but mere babies in contrast. There are Asatruar and Odinists who feel that they are the same religion, while many others who feel that Asatru and Odinism have distinct differences. OdinismOdin is the All-Father deity in the Norse Pantheon (What the Vikings/Scandinavians believed in before converted by Christian Missionaries) Nine long days did Odin hang, Pierced by his spear as sharp as a fang, free of fear and staring into oblivion, did the runes then come. Futhark they were, and 18 strong, from fire and from ice, the magic begun. OdinismBadass Norse god dude. Has one eye because he sacrificed one to drink from the Well of Wisdom and know everything. Was impaled on his spear, Gugnir, for nine days, and was given the Futhark (Runes). He also has two ravens that sit on his shoulders and fly around looking at things and telling him about them. Odin can beat up your god. |
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