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What is ocular?
he had ocular sex with his girlfriend
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ocular - video
Ocular - what is it?
A polite word for eye boogers-the dried,crusty material that collects on the inside corners of the eyes during sleep.Ocular smeg is naturally yellow in color,but,in women it can be black,dark blue or brown due to residues from mascara,eyeline,eye shadow,etc. Ocular smegma is very common in poodles and chihuahuas.Eye smeg can be particularly troublesome in persons suffering from colds,allegies,flu and pink eye.For some reason,young children don't like to eat eye smeg as much as they do boogers. Contrary to myth,ocular smegma is NOT caused by the Sand Man.
When I woke up this morning,I thought I had gone blind.It turned out my eyelids were matted shut with ocular smegma.
What does "ocular" mean?
this is the medical term for not being able to see your ass doing a particular daily activity. eg. school, work.
Phone conversation with boss
Boss: Hello
Me: Hi, this is(your name here)I can't make it into work today. I have ocular rectitis.
Boss: That sounds serious
Me: Ya, I can't see my ass coming to work today....
Ocular - what does it mean?
Stimulating a man's genital part with the the partner's eye socket.
As you can SEE, this is how ocular jobs works...
Ocular - meaning
(n) When a standard teenage males voice cracks so hard the testicles ascend to the ocular cavities replacing the eyes.
"Hey Jimmy want to go sk...(pterodactyl noise) my balls"
"Damn that was a bad outbreak of Ocular Testiculitis"
Ocular - definition
An ocular patdown is a visual threat assessment performed by Ronald MacDonald (Mac) or his cousin, Country Mac.
Mac: I did an ocular patdown on him.
Dennis: What?
Mac: I'm saying I did an ocular assessment of the situation, garnered that he was not a security risk and I cleared him for passage.
Ocular - slang
When the nerves between your anus and eyes switch and you have a shitty outlook on life.
*after listening to someone bitch/be negative/ have a shitty outlook on life* "Wow, looks like you're suffering from ocular rectitis."
Ocular
The medical condition where a person's asshole nerve is connected to their eyeball nerve, giving them a shitty outlook on life.
Amy Winehouse sure has an ocular rectism, considering how she looked so hot at one time, and now she is a doped up, fugly looking crack whore.
Ocular
1. A badass band.
2. A lense.
3. An adjective pretaining to the eye.
Ocular
The act of locking someone's eyeball for sexual stimulation
I gave that bitch the best ocular of her life last week