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What is nurples?

The code name for a significant other, which is used so you can talk about him/her during business hours without attracting suspicion.

"Boy, I love my Nurple," or "Have you seen my Nurple today?"

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Nurples - what is it?

A word originating from South African Boarding schools, used to describe the colour of someone's backside after receiving a beating with a cane by a headmaster. Nurple is a combo of the words 'Numb' and 'Purple'...

ie. "I was beaten until I was nurple (numb and purple)...

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What does "nurples" mean?

To rhyme with purple in order to balance the world's equilibrium.

Bodie: "Ha ha, you can't rhyme with purple!"
Matty Cool: "Purple NURPLE"

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Nurples - what does it mean?

The useless "nipples" that are on male cats.

Grey kitty likes it when you rub his nurples.

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Nurples - meaning

Pregnant woman nipples. Usually grossly distended and the size of dinner plates.

"I wish I'd have the baby already. My nurples are sore."

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Nurples - definition

1) The after effect of the squeezing of the nipple. 2) Most refer to this as a "Purple Nurple".

I was given a purple nurple and it really hurt.

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Nurples - slang

Forceful pressure applied to one's nipple by another living thing. Varieties of nurples are defined by the color of the skin surrounding the areola post-nurple, the ideal post-nurple coloration being violet; hence, 'purple nurple.'

Popping out of the shadows, he deftly clamped his thumb and forefinger down upon Dave's nipple- a purple nurple had been administered.

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Nurples

Small town to the east of nice

Oh, and this guy is Chris. He's from Nurples.

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Nurples

Small town to the east of nice

Oh, and this guy is Chris. He's from Nurples.

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Nurples

A region of France just to the east of Nice, such that maps of the region are often found to read "NICE NURPLES!".

"Oh my God, this map of France says NICE NURPLES on it!"

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