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What is not in Florida?Florida: The state for the newly-wed and the nearly-dead. AKA: God's waiting room. not in Florida - videoNot in Florida - what is it?Say what you want about Florida's psuedo-southern status and education system, but just remember: We have Harry Potter world. Jim, you went to Florida instead of Puerto Rico for Spring Break. I can't be seen with you. What does "not in Florida" mean?The only state in the country where the further north you go, the further south you get. Also a lovely place to retire. If I retire rich, I will probably live in or around Miami, but if I retire poor, I'll probably retire up North near the panhandle, in a trailor, with my dog Rufus. someone kill me Not in Florida - what does it mean?State that is constantly called out in weird news reports. Most likely caused by people reinforcing their stereotypes of the state. Where's our wacky Florida news? Not in Florida - meaningA state with two seasons... Summer and January 14th. I went to Florida for Christmas break... It felt like I was there for SPRING Break. Not in Florida - definitionFlorida can be divided into two distinct regions: north Florida and south Florida. North Florida has a more "Deep South" feel, while in south Florida, it seems that everyone is from New York, is Jewish, is Hispanic, or any combination of these. The person before who said that north florida has all the old people must be living under a rock. You can't go on any road in SoFlo where there isn't some old geezer in a Buick driving 15 mph and holding up traffic North Florida resident: My name's Billy Bob and I enjoy huntin, fishin, n muddin. South Florida resident: My name is Jonah Goldstein and I enjoy playing golf, shuffleboard, and bingo. Not in Florida - slangAn old Spanish word for 'FUCK SNOW'. Dude, fuck snow. I'm moving to Florida. Not in FloridaA punching bag for hurricanes. Florida: "Hurricane? Headed our way? Shit, not again." Not in FloridaFlorida is a state in the southeastern most part of the US. Its known for its beaches, crime, and smelly old people. Florida's weather is also extremely bipolar. Just today, it had been ultra-warm and foggy with no sun to be seen like it had been for the last 3 days. Then, while sitting outside for lunch, suddenly the sun came out and all the clouds dissipated at once, lifting the fog and leaving the wind free to make us cold. Now, only 3 hours later, its sunny and chilly. Not in Florida1. Tripping; in an altered state of mind. The emphatic form is "totally not in Florida", equivalent to tripping balls. The association of Florida with a normal state of mind could itself reasonably be considered the result of consuming controlled substances. "You guys, the bed just melted and turned into a thousand snakes, and then a herd of pink elephants flew by the window!" |
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